Andrew Garfield thinks the next Spider-Man in the flicks should be Miles Morales. Wouldn’t this be killer? Wouldn’t this be so surprising that the hairs on my nipples would be instantly transmuted into cotton candy through sheer will of reality-distortion? I’m on board.

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The unrevealed story of Peter Parker’s childhood is coming this July, amidst a deluge of other comic book properties. No one will blame you if you forget about it. In order to combat such forgetfulness, perform the following actions in sequential order. 1) Click read more, download poster. 2) Put it on your wall. 3) Tear it off your wall, and don’t worry about missing this movie.

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