#May2013

Pre-CG RHINO REVEALED up in these ‘AMAZING SPIDER-MAN 2’ set pics.

The Rhino.

…My preferred title for this post was “Rhino what Paul Giamatti looks like in Amazing Spider-Man 2‘, but I was not brave enough to pull off such nonsense. Perchance another time. But oh yeah, here are a bunch of pictures of Paul Giamatti looking dumb as shit in whatever he is wearing that will indubitably be supplanted by CG soon enough.

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Wait, there’s more! Dane DeHaan as HARRY OSBORN in ‘AMAZING SPIDER-MAN 2.’ SO GOOD.

Heyo.

That’s just an oblique reference to the glorious pie line from Amazing Dancing Peter-Man 3 that Jimmy Franco hung. Well, James has been replaced as the face of Harry Osborn. We all know that. Here for the first time is an official look at his successor.

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OFFICIAL PIC: Jamie Foxx as MAX DILLON in ‘AMAZING SPIDER-MAN 2.’ Nerd ++

Oh hay.

If your first grainy taste of Jamie Foxx as Electro wasn’t good enough, take this blast deep into your dome. It’s Sir Foxx as Max Dillon, the dorky malcontent that naturally goes on to throw down with Peter Parker.

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First Look: Shailene Woodley as MARY JANE in ‘AMAZING SPIDER-MAN 2.’ Viva la no snaggle tooth.

Hey, or something.

Things that were awesome in Sam Raimi’s Spider-Man Trilogy: not Kirsten Dunst. Well, she’s gone! Been replaced! Here is a look at Shailene Woodley as MJ, though like…It’s not really a good look. It’s pretty much just her walking around the set. Does that count? It does now, you swine!

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First Look: The SPIDER-MAN SUIT from ‘Amazing Spider-Man 2.’

Spidey suit.

In a perfect world, or at least my perfect world, the new Spider-Man suit has no crotch. You get a good, long look at Parker’s own web shooter. Get it? Eh? Crap puns. Anyways, this is the darkest of timelines. No such thing is in the suit. However, it does look pretty spiffy.

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Is BLACK CAT in ‘AMAZING SPIDER-MAN 2’? If it is Felicity Jones, please yes.

Felicity Jones.

Felicity Jones is a very pretty lady. Latex is like, tots my favorite fetish. Should Marc Webb bring Miss Jones and latex together in the form of Black Cat, he can have my first child. Wait, the Mrs. is saying that isn’t cool. He can have his choice of sock from my collection. They all contain many of my children.

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‘AMAZING SPIDER-MAN 2’ director teases potential VENOM appearance.

OMFGORSOMETHING.

Not only does Amazing Spider-Man 2 exist folks, it is currently filming. Weird as Hell, right? And if you think that is intriguing, buckle up. We may have ourselves some Venomy goodness in the sequel. Either that, or Marc Webb is a mad tip teaser.

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JAMIE FOXX talks about Electro’s costume and story in ‘AMAZING SPIDER-MAN 2’, I nod.

I keep forgetting that Django is going to be starring as the villain in Amazing Spider-Man 2. Mr. Foxx himself recently sat down and elaborated all about the Electro guy he is going to be playing, taking us fanboys and fangirls into the motivations behind the, you know, pretty lame supervillain.

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‘CHRONICLE’ lead Dane DeHaan is Harry Osborn in ‘AMAZING SPIDER-MAN 2.’ I’ll take it.

It’s comic book movie adaptation day! There’s a fucking deluge of news, and the latest is centered around who is going to play Harry Osborn in Amazing Spider-Man 2. The role will be filled with Dane DeHaan, who was excellently creepy in Chronicle.

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Bray Corbet, Dane DeHaan, and Alden Ehrenreich in running for Harry Osborn in ‘AMAZING SPIDER-MAN 2.’

Harry Osborn up in the house! I’m really intrigued with where they’re going in this second Amazing Garfield flick. They’ve up and dropped the news that Emma Stacy is sloughing her mortal coil, but how literal are they keeping the rest of the story? Eh!? Who knows. What I do know is that I want Dane DeHaan as Harry.

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