#September2016

Alfonso Cuaron’s next movie is a Mexican Family Drama filming this Fall

Alfonso Cuaron

I like Alfonso Cuaron a lot. I thought Gravity as okay, at best. Great spectacle. Forgettable in every other way. Wish I was stoned when I saw it. Thus, I’m pretty excited that the auteur has his eyes on his next movie. Nay, has it completely lined up, and ready to film this Fall.

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‘GRAVITY’ pulls in LARGEST OCTOBER OPENING EVER.

Gravity.

Hell yeah. Not only is Gravity the painfully birthed love child of one of my favorite directors, but it’s also currently my favorite movie of the year. So it’s nice as fuck to see the film getting recognized in the box office department.

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New ‘GRAVITY’ Trailer: Space Abandonment Is Gorgeous

Gravity.

Who knew that being thrown into Oblivion could be so gorgeous? A new trailer for Gravity has dropped, and with each passing morsel I become more ravenous for the whole fucking meal. Food metaphors! Yeah! It totally isn’t 7 o’clock at night. I’m totally not writing this on an empty stomach. A gut so full of nothingness, why it could be interpreted as a cynic’s view of the Cosmos. (What the fuck does that even mean?) Eh whatever hit the jump for the trailer and ignore me. The hungry guy.

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Snap! Alfonso Cuarón’s ‘GRAVITY’ has a release date. Srsly.

Alfonso Cuaron.

Could it be? Really? Alfonso Cuarón’s Gravity has an actual release date? I refuse to believe it. I deny its existence. Yet, I am happier now that this lie has come into my life. Shinier.

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Snap! ALFONSO CUARON teaming up with J.J. ABRAMS for an NBC pilot.

This is one way to get me to give a fuck about J.J. Abrams again. Team the son of a bitch up with Alfonso Cuaron. Homeboy hasn’t done much in quite the minute, and now we’re getting Gravity and this? Sign me up.

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ALFONSO CUARON, DAVID CRONENBERG Shortlisted For ‘HUNGER GAMES’ Sequel? I Just Came.

Jesus Christ. If I knew that Gary “Hey Don’t Vomit From My Camera Work” Ross leaving the Hunger Games  sequel meant that two of my favorite directors may have a crack at directing the sequel I never would have bellyached.

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Alfonso Cuaron Demanded No Makeup For The Actors In ‘Gravity’. Realism…?

Gravity.  Alfonso Cuaron. I’ve heard those two muttered in the same sense for the past couple of years, and I have been patient! Patient, dammit. The movie is beginning to feel a bit real, and it is news stories like this that are driving that feeling home. Tenable news! About the shoot.

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Del Toro Says Alfonso Cuarón’s ‘Gravity’ Is ‘Insane’. Nice.

I’ve been looking forward to  Alfonso Cuarón’s Gravity  for a while now. Fuck, I’ve been looking forward to anything  Cuarón since Children of Men. So any time there’s news regarding the science-fiction project he’s working on, my ears perk up. They doubly perk when  Cuarón’s bestie  Guillermo Del Toro calls the project insane  and mind-blowing.

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