#August2021

‘Alan Wake 2’ has reportedly moved into “full production” and fuck yes!

alan wake 2 full production

Oh yes, motherfuckers! Alan Wake has reportedly moved into full production and fittingly my reproduction glands have moved to swollen status. I have been waiting for a sequel to the original for a goddamn decade. Ten fucking years! So this shit can’t come soon enough.

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‘Alan Wake 2’ reportedly in development with Epic Games publishing. Don’t fuck around with me on this one, fellas

alan wake 2 epic games publishing

Could it be? Could we finally be getting Alan Wake 2? I had sort of written off the possibility, but then Remedy bought back the franchise rights from Microsoft. Since then, I’ve been waiting. Rubbing. Breathing heavily. Praying. Insane rituals, for an impractical hope. But it appears my incantations may have worked. Alan Wake 2 is apparently coming and Epic Games is publishing the title.

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Remedy Is Announcing New Game Soon. Please, New ‘Alan Wake’

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Remedy is about to announced a new game, according to their Lead Czar. If there is any justice (for me, selfish me!), it’ll be a proper sequel to Alan Wake. #MakeAlanWakeAgain. I know, I know, I know they’ve said it isn’t going to be Alan Wake 2. Whatever. Whatever!

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‘Alan Wake’ may be ported to XB1. Sequel may happen, maybe on PS4

Alan Wake.

Alan Wake was bomb.com. Unfortunately, not enough people thought so. And it sold like shit. Sold like shit to the point that even though Remedy pitched a sequel to various developers, they were all like no. But maybe it’ll happen! Just like an Alan Wake port to the XB1.

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‘ALAN WAKE’ Developers Hiring For Next-Gen Project. Video Game-Lit Swoon!

I love me some Alan Wake. Due to this love, I was pretty excited when the XBLA joint Alan Wake: American Nightmare  dropped last month. It wasn’t a full-on sequel, but it appeased the glands. The juicy Wake glands. Temporarily. Now that there’s news that the developers behind this series are hiring for some next-gen shiz, I’m the excite. Could it be? A real sequel?

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‘Alan Wake’ For The PC Recoups Dev and Marketing Costs In Two Days. Hell Yeah.

I love me some Alan Wake, and I’m terribly stoked that new content is dropping tomorrow on Xbox Live in the form of  Alan Wake: American Nightmare. However, what I really, really, really fucking want is a proper sequel. I don’t know if we’ll get one, but Wake’s reception on the PC could be helping my cause.

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