#August2019

George R.R. Martin says he can finish the books now that ‘Game of Thrones’ is over and I respect the honesty

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GRRM has seen the ending of Game of Thrones along with the rest of us. And I imagine he’s thinking what we are all thinking. There is no way the book series’ ending can be worse than the show. Take a breath, GRRM, and begin hammering that shit out.

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‘Game of Thrones’ Season 7 Trailer: The Beginning of the End for the Song of Ice and Fire

Here’s the first official trailer for the seventh season of Game of Thrones. As much as I bag on this show, I really want to watch the final two seasons as they air, surfing the zeitgeist with everyone else.

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‘Game of Thrones’ Season 6 TV Spot: We Deserve Death

‘Game of Thrones’ running eight seasons. Probably more

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What is dead may never die! Also! What is a profitable franchise may never die! Game of Thrones, for instance! Running eight seasons! At least!

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Cosplay: This Daenerys is a song of nice and fire!

Dany!

Nice and Fire!! How the fuck haven’t I trotted out that dumb ass pun yet? I’ve covered so much Game of Thrones cosplay! And yet! Eh. Better late than never. (Not at all true, Caff, not at all true.)

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‘GAME OF THRONES’ SEASON 4 TRAILER: The War’s Not Won

My son is a fucking idiot.

Oh Jaime! My bb! What has become of you? Sure you lost your hand, but that was manageable. Now you’ve lost your beard too, and man this hurts to see. Hurts to consume. I will knuckle down and grit my teeth and sally forth. For you.

Hit the jump for the trailer for Thrones‘ fourth season.

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AMAZON launching JET CITY COMICS imprint, adapting FLY BOOKS.

Jet City.

Woah. Amazon launching volleys like a mofuckah. They’re getting into the comic book game, and barreling in with adaptations from George R.R.R.R. Murderer and Neal Stephenson. Funky fresh shit, right here.

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‘GAME OF THRONES’ ending with SEASON 7. ALL SHOWS MORGHULIS or something.

Tyrion approves.

Game of Thrones has itself an end date. Some Producer Person from the show has proclaimed that the pop culture favorite about pieces of shit being pieces of shit over an ass-chaffing chair will run no longer than seven seasons.

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