#November2012
Press Start: Curiosity killed Obama’s cat
I spend far too much time telling you guys about my eating/masturbation habits in these intros and for that I want to sincerely apologise. No-one should have to endure that. From now on, I’m going to make a concerted effort to talk about video games more often, like I’m supposed to. This week I have been playing Assassin’s Creed 3. It’s so pompous, boring and devoid of purpose that I comfort ate a whole tray of brownies and jerked it into the mirror whilst I cried. True story.
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Peter Molyneux Is Leaving ‘Lionhead Studios’ To Start Transdimensional Gaming Company
Ha! Get it? ‘Cause Molyneux is always making promises and then rescinding them! I’m so (not very) witty.