Warner Bros. teases that ‘Dune 2’ is going to happen and its about fucking time its confirmed!
I gotta fucking tell you, this news about Dune 2 happening couldn’t have come at a better time. You see, I’m seeing the movie tonight, and the uncertainty surrounding a second part has muted my enjoyment. But now? Fuck yes, let’s go!
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‘Mob Psycho 100’ Season 3 Trailer: Mob! Mob!
Man, I fucking love Mob Psycho 100. Little fucker’s disaffection and desire to kick ass speaks volumes to my disaffected ass. Mob, you little prick! You’ve been missed, and now you’re officially coming back. Let’s fucking party. Telekinesis style. Level some fucking builds and eat some ramen together.
Jupiter’s moon Europa has water vapor! Only on one side, but let’s not get picky!
Listen, why any motherfuckers focusing on the “only on one side” portion of this story? Silly! Dumb! Instead, let’s be stoked that fucking water vapor has been found on Europa.
PS5 is the first console to outsell the Nintendo Switch in almost three fucking years. Goddamn Nintendo’s got a juggernaut!
The PS5 has done the seemingly fucking impossible, dudes. The console outsold the Nintendo Switch in September in the United States, breaking a 33-month stream.
Will Poulter playing Adam Warlock in Marvel’s ‘Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3. Sure!
As the title reads, Will Poulter is playing the much-anticipated Adam Warlock, who is finally making his full-ass debut in the MCU. I don’t know much about the dude, but I assume Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 will go a good distance to correct my dumb assery.
Scientists baffled by strange radio waves coming from center of the Milky Way Galaxy. The aliens are inside the cosmic house!
Scientists ain’t got a clue about the fucking strange radio waves coming from the center of our galaxy. Ain’t got a fucking clue! Straight baffled! But, I mean, come on. It’s (probably not) aliens. Obviously.
‘Saga’ is finally returning to comic stands in January, 2022. It’s been eighty-four years or some shit!
I don’t know what’s fucking crazier: that Saga has been around since 2012, or that it’s been on hiatus since 2018. Both confirm what my bones and balls already tell me: that I’m getting old. However, it ain’t all grey beards, creaking joints, and dalliances with death! Nah! I also some shit shit to look forward to, such as Saga fucking finally returning in January of 2022!
Monday Morning Commute: it was all a blur (and then it was nothing)
Goodness, gracious, I haven’t penned an MMC since fucking June?
This summer: it was all a blur (and then it was nothing).
Goodness, gracious, I haven’t penned anything in here since September?
This past month: it was all a blur (and then it was nothing).
Goodness, gracious, I haven’t taken a breath since the pandemic ended?
This pandemic: it was all a blur (and then it was nothing).
Over the weekend I had a dream that I was on campus, dying of COVID. In case you’re wondering how I’m doing. Over the past few weeks I swear the right side of my beard has gone entirely gray. In case you’re wondering how I’m doing. I feel like a husk, hollowed out, but excited to be back on campus. It’s a weird time, a ghost town, a mournful tribune to what we’ve lost, while appreciating we’re back on campus.
It’s a weird time.
Furthermore, I don’t really know the state of OL anymore. No one really reads blogs anymore, Discord has siphoned all of our conversation, and any meaningful connections with communities across the internet have seemingly moved to Substack.
So why the fuck am I here? Honestly? I’m not sure. If nothing else, I figure writing MMC every week could serve as an enjoyable fossil record for my interests at any given point in time. You can cut the rings in my soul, and chronicle what was on my mind. As well, I miss writing and this place is my only outlet.
This is Monday Morning Commute.
‘Dune’ director Denis Villeneuve would love to make a Bond movie. Let him fucking make one!
Motherfucking Denis Villeneuve would “deeply love” to make a Bond movie, and the only response is obvious. Fucking let him make the movie! But I mean genuinely make it. Don’t stick him inthe director’s chair and then micromanage his ass into oblivion. Give him the reins and let him make the fucking dopest Bond flick going. Do it, you fucking cowards.
‘Grand Theft Auto’ Trilogy Remasters dropping this year to celebrate 20th Anniversary of ‘GTA III’
The Grand Theft Auto Trilogy definitive edition is dropping this year, which we sort of all expected. . But now it’s official, and your balls are unrestained. They may no longer hesitate. They can react to this official news. Plumpen? Shrink? Sway, side-to-side, apathetically? It’s up to you! Me? This guy? This trilogy remaster is cool in theory to me, but I’ll never get around to playing it.
