Scientists claim to have discovered first planet outside Milky Way Galaxy. Fucking gnarly!
It’s insane to think that prior to this news, all 4,000 exoplanets we have discovered have been in the Milky Way. With this fucking find? My word, does the Cosmos ever open up. Like, I sort of assumed other galaxies have planets, but this confirmation is wild.
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‘Dune: Part Two’ is officially happening and its dropping October 2023. Well fucking done, everyone!
Dune: Part One was fucking awesome. But hanging over that son of a bitch was the uncertainty regarding a sequel, and whether we’d ever get to see the full book on screen. Well, that shit ain’t hanging over us anymore. Dune: Part Two is happening, and it’s arriving in October 2023.
‘Halo Infinite’ Campaign Trailer: Microsoft Promises The Campaign Is Totally Real
Well, Microsoft decided to call our bluff. Those of us who really don’t believe Halo Infinite has a campaign. Fucking company dropped a trailer for it today! Fuckers. Seriously though, while I’ve always assumed it existed, I never had much faith in it being anything special. After the trailer today? Even more certain it’s going to be a big bag of whatever.
NASA planning to launch Artemis I Moon mission in February 2022. Let’s get this shit going!
Listen, if we’re going to land humans on the Moon in 2024, we gotta get this shit going. One of the first steps? Sending Artemis I up to the Moon in February 2022 for an unmanned mission.
Hayden Christensen coming back as Anakin Skywalker for ‘Ahsoka’ series. Continue the Redemption Tour!
I’m all for the various actors of the Prequel Trilogy embarking on Redemption Tours in the Star Wars universe. Especially Hayden Christensen, who is officially a part of the Ahsoka series. The cast was done dirty by shitty directing, limp scripts, and, you know, an ass story. Unless you like the Prequels, in which case I’m sorry for your open head wounds, and I imagine you’re excited about this too.
Most powerful space telescope ever will look into the “dark ages” of the universe. Careful, brother!
We must be careful when we peer into dark ages of the universe with the most powerful space telescope ever. For when we do, that motherfucker will peer back. Seriously though, I’m fucking stoked for what the James Webb telescope is gonna discover.
New Brain Implant let blind woman “see” without eyes. The future is fucking wild
The future is here, motherfuckers. It just ain’t evenly distributed or fully appreciated. Case-in-fucking-point? A new brain implant has let a blind woman “see” for the first time in sixteen years. Just flat out fucking amazing. Will we really appreciate how fucking wild this is? Nah!
‘Mythic Quest’ has been renewed for Season 3 and 4. We can have nice things!
Mythic Quest lives, motherfuckers! Eternal, like the MMO that inspired me. The show has been officially renewed for Season 3 and Season 4.
Remastered ‘GTA Trilogy’ Trailer: Dropping November 11. If only I had the fucking time!
The GTA Trilogy has gotten itself a trailer and a release date, fuckers! The son of a bitch is dropping digitally on November 11, with a physical release to follow on December 7. Man, just ain’t no fucking time for this shit in my life. Just none at all. Too many cookies to eat, too many games in my backlog to play. That said, I think it looks pretty fucking solid, man. How about you? Heading back to Vice City? Do some blow, buy some clubs, bask in the neon glory? Fucking do it. Do it for me.
‘Atlanta’ Season 3 is finished shooting according to Brian Tyree Henry. Gimme dat!
Man, it’s been fucking eons since Atlanta season 2 fucking concluded. Eons! But, the wait seems to finally be fucking coming to an end. According to none other than Paperboi himself, the third season is finished. Goddamn, fuck yes! The show has only been getting better and better as it dares to get weirder and weirder, and I’m here for it. What the fuck do they have up their sleeve next? Ain’t got no clue, speculating seems pointless, but I’m stoked to get to the reveal.
