‘Wonder Woman 1984’ coming to HBO Max and theaters on December 25. Christmas present indeed!
Holy fucking hell, dudes. This is colossal. Wonder Woman 1984 is dropping on HBO Max the same day it hits theaters. Specifically, December 25. What a rad way to pad a shitty Christmas season, no? Now, please, Disney. Give us Black Widow.
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David Fincher said he would “love to revisit” fucking ‘Mindhunter’ at some point. Bro, don’t tease us!
Mindhunter is dead. Unless it isn’t. You see, it’s dead now, but it may not be dead later. This is according to David Fincher, who said he’d love to revisit the series. Dude also said he envisioned the series taking place up until the 2000s, and ending with the BTK Killer. Fuck me, I need this.
Quentin Tarantino writing ‘Once Upon A Time In Hollywood’ novel as part of two-book deal. Okay then!
I’ll never read a Once Upon A Time In Hollywood novel by Quentin Tarantino. Yet despite that, I’m oddly excited by the news? I don’t fucking know. Looking for consistency in my ass is like looking for empathy in a Trump supporter. What can ya fucking do.
NASA’s mission to return Mars samples to Earth is approved by review board. Hell yeah, bring me some Red Planet!
An independent review board has signed off on NASA’s mission to return Mars samples to Earth. Fucking full stop! What else do you need to know? This is fucking sick.
‘Resident Evil Village’ dropping in April 2021, according to massive-ass Capcom ransomware attack!
Holy shit, has Capcom got totally fucking rocked! The company was victim to a ransom aware attack, whose subsequent leaks has revealed all sorts of shit. Including the release date of Resident Evil Village. The motherfucker is dropping in April 2021.
No stream tonight! Surfing the Cosmos. Back on Wednesday!
Hey all! No stream this week, and per usual (okay, not always) you can blame Bags! See you on Wednesday for more Hades and tomfoolery!
Dust storms on Mars are drying the planet out by throwing water from its atmosphere into space. Bro, chill! Chill!
Mars is straight fucking itself up, man. Dust storms on Red Planet are drying it out. Sending the water from the atmosphere right into motherfucking space! You’re playing yourself, my dude.
‘Thor: Love and Thunder’ has Chris Pratt returning as ‘Star-Lord’ and please let’s get Big Lebowski Thor!
One of the more lovely things about Endgame was the bantering between Thor and the Guardians of the Galaxy, specifically Chris Pratt’s Star-Lord. Which means, goddamn yes, I’m stoked he’s returning in Thor: Love and Thunder.
Watch: Keanu Reeves and Alex Winter send out a warm message for World Kindness Day. Most excellent!
Keanu Reeves and Alex Winter are out here, fighting the good fight. They’re sending out a warm message for World Kindness Day, and we must all take heed. God bless these two dudes for pushing the excellent message, specially in the face of such cynicism and hate.
