Kevin Feige’s ‘Star Wars’ movie is going to be written by ‘Doctor Strange 2’ and ‘Loki’ writer. Oh yeah, that movie!
Man! Remember eons ago, when it felt as though Kevin Feige’s Star Wars flick was the one beacon of hope for the franchise. My word, has fucking shit turned around! However, I’m still fucking stoked for the movie, now that I have been reminded it exists. Reminded by what, you ask? The news that Feige’s Star Wars movie will be written by the Doctor Strange 2 and Loki writer. Hey! Nice!
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Emergency COVID Stimulus may reveal UFO Documents! Finally some Governmental Fat that I can fuck with!
If you even remotely pay attention, you know all sort of bullshit is shoved into bills. Even emergency bills, like the latest COVID relief. That said, holy shit! The aforementioned relief bill requires the Pentagon to release documents about its UFO task force in the next six months. Fucking hell! I can no longer say I’ve always opposed governmental fat. After all, this is some balls-tingling pork. Release the documents! Hail the Greys!
Michael Keaton is going to be the DCEU’s Main Batman going forward. Time is an awesomely flat circle.
Goddamn! Michael Keaton is going to be the primary Batman of the DCEU. Not Robert Pattinson, not Ben Affleck. The motherfucking OG himself. This news has me both surprised and positively torqued.
‘Nier: Automata’ final secret is found after nearly four years. A cheat code to skip…the entire fucking game.
Nier: Automata‘s final secret has been found, friends! Its discovery comes nearly four years after the fucker dropped, and it’s a doozy. It lets you skip the entire game. No, fucking really.
Odd Orbit’s “Before Time Ends” EP is the chill prog you need and deserve
Straight up, two of OL’s best friends, Tommy and Bri, dropped a surprise EP last night during our NYE stream. You may know Tommy as our literal Dead Cells Obi-Wan, and Bri as the dude who did the artwork for Rendar’s DEFEAT.
Weekend Open Bar: Enter The Dojo Of 2021
By god, we fucking made it! 2021, motherfuckers! The new year has arrived not a moment too soon, and I’m glad to karate chop the neck of the previous 365 days. I know there’s the fair critique that time is arbitrary, a new calendar don’t mean shit, and nothing magically changes. That said, it still counts for something. Our little human meat-computers process reality through the experiencing of touchstone moments. Holidays, birthdays, and word, the new year. Don’t blame me, I’m just the messenger. Science shows that shit.
Which means while the calendar flipping may not change anything, the start of the new year is a solid-as-fuck totem we can cling onto as we eye happier days in the upcoming months. So, fuck yeah, arbitrary or not, I’m stoked to finally be rid of the previous shit-ass year.
New Year’s Eve! 9PM Eastern! Death to 2020 stream!
Hey folks! As mentioned in MMC, we’re going to be streaming on NYE instead of Wednesday this week. Join us at the regular time, and talk the year in pop culture, profanity, and promises kept and broken! What does that mean? Who knows. We’ll probably be talking horror movies and boobs! However, we got a bonus guest this week! My wife Sam will finally make her prophesized stream appearance.
Watch: Boston Dynamics has created dancing robots. The Apocalypse will have rhythm!
You know, it’s just a matter of time until the robot apocalypse. However, at least the robots themselves will have fun. Shaking their asses, pivoting their pelvises. All thanks to Boston Dynamics giving the ability to dance. I’m glad to see they’re going to be able to literally dance on our ashes after they fell us in the Great War.
Some dude put all of ‘Shrek’ onto a 1.44MB floppy disk. Hey now, you’re an all star, blah blah
File this under unnecessary-but-still-pretty-cool, my friends. Some dude has managed to compress Shrek and fit all of it onto a 1.44MB floppy disk.
Japanese startup is building wooden satellites to cut down on space trash. Pretty fucking rad, no?
Okay, let’s get the caveat out of the fucking way: we have no idea if wooden satellites will work. Okay? Okay! With that in mind, it’s still fucking dope that a Japanese startup is building them. You know, in order to cut down on space junk and shit.
