Most distant quasar discovered has the mass of 1.6 billion suns. Holy hell!
As I often say around these parts, space is fucking nuts. Like, how do we comprehend this shit? A quasar with the mass of 1.6 billion suns! It’s beyond the understanding of our monkey minds. But, that’s why I love it so much.
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Chris Evans returning as Captain America in the MCU. That was quick, but I’ll take it
Chris Evans has gone full Jay-Z, apparently. Announcing his retirement as Captain America, only to return to the MCU quick as fuck. Hey, I’ll take it. As well, I imagine it won’t be hard to write his ass back into continuity with the MCU going full Multiverse
‘Cyberpunk 2077’ developers have released apology and detailed roadmap. DLC is delayed, next-gen upgrade coming second half of 2021
CD Projekt Red has broken its silence surrounding Cyberpunk 2077 to apologize like motherfuckers. As well, they’ve also dropped an updated roadmap for the title’s un-fucking. Of note, the game’s free DLC has been delayed, and its next-gen upgrade won’t drop for a while. A damn while. Assuredly, the significant delay bums me out. However, if it means I get to play the best possible version, I’m for the (new) interminable wait.
Darren Aronofsky’s next movie is ‘The Whale’ starring Brendan Fraser. Man, remember Aronofsky?
It’s been so fucking long since I’ve been horny for Darren Aronofsky, especially after his last couple flicks. But, who the fuck knows! Maybe teaming up with Brendan Fraser for The Whale will reignite my loins. I really fucking hope so, since I used to be so hard for the dude. Here’s to auteur-cock-talk, fellas! Pull your hogs out for your faves, or whatever sort of genitals you’re sporting. Be proud! Be horny!
‘Star Wars’ open-world game coming from Ubisoft and ‘The Division’ developers. Man, let’s fucking go!
Star Wars video game news continues to bubble up, my friends! The latest? An open-world game coming from the developers of The Division franchise. As a fan of those games, this all quality news to me, so long as this motherfucker is primarily a single-player based experience.
‘Sacrifice’ Trailer: Barbara Crampton helps summon the “Slumbering One” in Lovecraftian horror flick
Yo! This trailer for Sacrifice got two of my goddamn favorite things thrown together into a glorious stew. First we got Cthulhuian mythos! Second we got Barbara Crampton. Put ’em together and you got a horror movie I’m deeply torqued to watch.
Bethesda has revealed ‘Indiana Jones’ game being developed by ‘Wolfenstein’ crew. This is so fucking radical.
Hey! Do you need more of a reason to hop on the Microsoft train? Bethesda has announced an Indiana Jones game, and it’s being helmed by the team behind Wolfenstein. I mean, mamma fucking mia! Bethesda (ostensibly) going Microsoft exclusive was already fantastic for the company’s line-up of games. But this absolutely fucking accelerates the situation.
NASA has detected an FM Radio Signal coming from Jupiter’s moon Ganymede. Claim it’s “natural signal” yeah okay!
That’s right, motherfuckers. NASA has announced they’ve detected an FM radio signal coming from Ganymede. The eggheads claim it’s a “natural signal” but don’t be a rube. This is how the good shit starts. Monoliths and shit. Let’s go.
Kevin Feige confirms ‘Deadpool 3’ will be in the MCU and Rated R. The dorks can breathe now.
Kevin Feige has come out and assuaged the fears of Deadpool nerds. The dude himself has confirmed Deadpool 3 will both be in the MCU and maintain the franchise’s Rated R status. Good, good. Now, let’s just hope the Bob’s Burgers writers can pen a script closer in quality to the first flick than its sequel.
Astronauts could fuel their return trip from Mars using the Red Planet’s atmosphere
How’s this for craftiness, motherfuckers? There’s a chance that astronauts could fuel their return trip from Mars with the planet’s atmosphere. Pretty fucking rad, no?
