Air Force Discovers Disappearing “Ghost” Footprints In Utah Desert. Skinwalkers, baby!
You: these ghost footprints are clearly the preserved 12,000-year-old footprints of ancient humans. Me, woke, brilliant: these are clearly the work of nearby skinwalkers. Whatever they may be, this is a fucking dope find by the Air Force.
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‘Chainsaw Man’ Trailer: Bloody Anime Madness Appropriately Arrives This Halloween!
I’ve been sweating fucking Chainsaw Man since last year’s announcement of its anime adaptation. Have I used this time to read the manga? You know the answer, don’t make me feel like a piece of shit. Instead, enjoy this goddamn glorious trailer for the anime, which drops this October.
Views From The Space-Ship: Hanging Out
Stick out your tongue and let me drizzle some glimpses of my life into your willing mouth! Now with that tone set, let’s get into it. I really need to make it a point to take some more pictures on the daily, just so I can drop them bits of archival nonsense into these posts! But, can’t do anything about that today. Nope!
Consume these Views From The Space-Ship my friends, and leave your own in the comments. Gorge yourselves upon them, and vomit up into the ether views from your own existence.
Dude beat the $20,000 ‘Halo 2’ LASO deathless challenge. Motherfuckers are crazy.
A gamer who clearly has more skills in his perineum than I have in my whole body has completed the Halo 2 LASO deathless challenge. In doing so, motherfucker has claimed a $20,000 bounty that was issued for accomplishing this feat. What an outrageous amount of money! But, context is king. To claim this momentous combination of bragging rights and cash, dude had to complete the game on legendary. With all skulls turned on. Without dying. Jesus Christ.
‘Moment of Contact’ Trailer: Oh shit, let’s learn about the Roswell of Brazil
Full-disclosure: I believe in UFOs and I loved James Fox’s previous documentary The Phenomenon. Also, I’m a total mark for the case he’s covering in this new documentary, Moment of Contact. So it’s with a deeply biased, warped brain that I admit I’m so fucking stoked for this shit.
‘Oppenheimer’ Trailer: Nolan applies his time-bending tendencies to splitting the atom
I’m sure I’ll really like Oppenheimer. That said, I gotta admit I fucking rolled my eyes during this trailer. I mean, Nolan just can’t stop sucking on the knob of time-based narrative structure. He can’t! I mean, if it pleases him. Go for it! But, at the same time. You know?
Netflix is letting directors retroactively edit shows. The future (past) is ephemera
I think I’m going to have more to say about this at some point in an MMC or some shit, but this is very, very interesting to me. Netflix is letting directors go back and retroactively shows now. Shows as blog posts. Shows as Instagram posts. This sort of shit was first noted when Kanye was actively patching and changing…some album I’m too lazy to look up. But now the practice is going even more mainstream with it happening with Stranger Things, and I find it equal parts interesting and haunting.
Astronomers fucking flabbergasted by mysterious radio waves that defy physics
Astronomers out there on the regular holding their fucking dicks in their hands. Their tits in their mitts. The latest instance? They’ve discovered mysterious radio waves that defy physics. Seemingly defy physics. Whatever. Fucking still!
‘Cyberpunk: Edgerunners’ Trailer: Glory be to Studio Trigger!
Listen, I don’t know what the fuck I’m doing here at OL right now. Am I posting twice a week? Am I posting daily? Or, maybe I’m just posting whenever the fuck I want to! Cause here I am posting all about this fucking sexy Cyberpunk: Edgerunners trailer. Glory, glory, glory be to Studio Trigger, my dudes.
Earth just mysteriously spun faster, recorded shortest day ever. Whelp!
Hey let’s slap this bitch onto our lists of Ominous Portents. Except, not really. Except, maybe? The Earth just mysteriously spun faster yesterday, which led to the shortest day ever recorded. Now it wasn’t like a stunning amount of time was shaved off, but still! Pretty fucking gnarly.
