Jordan Peele’s next horror movie is starring Keke Palmer with Daniel Kaluuya joining cast too!
Man, here’s some good fucking news. Jordan Peele’s next horror movie is moving forward and its got its star in Kele Palmer. But that ain’t all the casting news. Daniel Kaluuya is hopping aboard the project, teaming-up with Peele again.
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China’s rover has discovered “unusual” rock shard on the Moon. Aliens, we see you!
Let’s be clear: this unusual rock shard that China’s rover has discovered is either proof of aliens, or an Illuminati moon base. Simply put, it could be nothing else. Nothing!
Hubble finds a concentration of small black holes. Write your own joke, kthnx!
Black holes! They’re usually fucking huge. But, not always! Hubble has found a small concentration of them. Which is rad, because it helps us better understand black holes in general. Let us master the fucking cosmos, friends!
Disney is still planning to release ‘Black Widow’ in theaters. Bless their naive hearts!
On an investors call, Disney reiterated their stance that Black Widows is coming to theaters. At the same time, they copped to the fact that they’re monitoring the situation. Yeah, okay. Like, god bless their sweet hearts. If this shit is coming to theaters, I have a hard time believing it’ll be in May. Who fucking knows. My preference? Man, I’d love to see it in theaters. But I don’t see that happening if they insist on dropping it in a mere three months.
John Carpenter says ‘The Fog’ sequel could happen and he’s open to the idea. Aiight!
John Carpenter has said there’s been talk of a sequel to The Fog, and he’s open to the idea. Well, fuck! If dude is, I might as well keep an open mind.
Monday Morning Commute: Father Forgive Me
Father forgive me, because I do know what I do! Mainly, I fling profanities and fluids with a carelessness that must be condemned and appreciated. You know? Oh, you fucking know! Seriously though, I had to riff one last time on 30 Coins before its season finale this week. Mamma mia, what a really, really, really fun fucking show. Sad to see it go, glad to have experienced it, quietly wondering if we are going to get a second season.
But that wild, wonderful show about secret sects, spider babies, forbidden gospels, and hot, hot people ain’t the only thing I’m enjoying this week. In fact, I got a whole fucking list of shit I’m digging this week! Double in fact, I’m about to reveal that list to you! Open your eyes! Open your mind! Open your ass! Bask in the infinity of my hobbies and interests! Scream, as said list shears mind from common sense. Scream, as said list condemns you to an oblivion only previously thought theoretical.
Official: The planetoid Farfarout is the most distant object in the solar system.
The aptly named planetoid Farfarout is officially the most distant object in the solar system. Like, listen. This motherfucker truly is far out. It was discovered in 2018, and now its status has been confirmed.
Weekend Open Bar: Wandering Visions of Spring
Is it Spring yet? ‘Cause I have visions of it, my dudes. My mind wanders as I drive down the roads, the frozen-ass tundra greeting me. Is this truly the same planet that I mountain biked on, like four months ago? It is, but my does it boggle my rotted-ass synapses. What an odd world, what an odd life, what an odd time. Yet, with each passing day, those motherfucking trails get closer. Day by day, minute by minute, the glorious summer dusk bike rides are closer to their return.
HBO looking for a “new voice” to take over ‘True Detective’ for its fourth season. Fuck yeah, more ‘True Detective’
Fuck yeah, I want more True Detective! Apparently, so does HBO! The media monster is currently searching for a “new voice” to take over the show for its fourth season.
