Bloomberg Japan Says Square Enix Is Up For Sale. Square Enix Is Like “Nah”
Bloomberg Japan has come out and reported that Square Enix is up for sale, but the company itself has denied reports. I gotta tell you, their denial doesn’t dissuade me. You know? Like, what the fuck are they going to come out and say? That they’re up for sale and to make an offer?
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Netflix Teases ‘Castlevania’ Season 4 With Sexy Ass Artwork. Gimme more of this shit, please!
I am deeply, deeply ready to take some more Castlevania to the fucking dome-piece, my dudes. Netflix seems to know there are horny folk out there for it, too. The motherfuckers have dropped some official artwork for the upcoming season, and it’s got my dick ripe.
Weekend Open Bar: Nobody’s Home. Let’s Party!
Can I open the bar in five minutes? Can I go from absolutely no image, to an image, a post title, body text, and hit publish? Let’s see! It’s 6:34. How are you fuckers doing? Are you ready to celebrate the weekend? With me? I fucking hope you are! So come one, and come all, to the Weekend Open Bar!
‘Indiana Jones 5’ Casts Mads Mikkelsen. Dude Gotta Be The Baddie, Right?
Here’s the first official Indiana Jones 5 news that has tweaked my nipples. In a rotating, erotic manner. The movie has cast Mads Mikkelsen in an undisclosed role. Hey now! Fuck yeah, now! But if he ain’t the villain, they’ve obviously fucked up.
Sony Bend’s Next Game is Open-World and Also Features Vehicles. Just Let The Fucking Make ‘Days Gone 2’ Then!
Yo, Sony! What the fuck! If you’re allowing Bend to make another open-world game with vehicles, just let them fucking make Days Gone 2. For fuck’s sake, you fart sniffers.
Views From The Space-Ship: You Trust That Dude?
Hey ya’ll! It’s a new edition of Views From The Space-Ship. Albeit, a day late and a dollar short! Admittedly I don’t have fucking much to share this week. I suppose I can always take a picture of my actual desk, in media res! You know, show what it’s looking like. So let me go do that…*takes photo, seriously*…and I’m back! But maybe I should also try and take some shots of my life? I don’t know! Sharing is caring or something?! Yeah, I’m just fucking babbling.
Pentagon Confirms Footage of UFOs Flying Around Navy Ships Is Real. Bruh! Holy shit.
We live in outrageous times for fucking UFO news. Like, the Pentagon has confirmed footage of UFOs flying around Navy ships is real. Is fucking real! Now, okay. They’re probably not actual aliens (I mean, I think they are) — but the government acknowledging they don’t know what they are? Fucking sick.
‘F9’ Trailer: Fast Cars, John Cena, and uh, Space!
I cannot fucking wait for F9. Of course, the new trailer for the installment looks as fucking ridiculous as usual. But with director Justin Lin returning to the franchise, the trailer also features fantastic action the dude is known for.
MIT Scientists Release Music Made By Spiders. What The Fuck?
MIT scientists have released music made by spiders. Specifically, the music was generated by translating the structure of a spider web into music. You know, I don’t know what the fuck this means, but I’m here for it. That said, I ain’t gonna listen to it. Absolutely fucking haunting idea.
‘BioShock 4’ job listings seem to confirm an open-world and sidequests. A rapturous development or something!
You know, I had completely forgotten we were getting a BioShock 4. But fuck if we’re going to be getting one, sure, make it open-world! Legit. Let me wander around some sort of fallen utopia.
