Disney and Sony Sign Deal Bringing Spider-Man Movies to Disney Plus. Now Keep the Dude in the MCU, Plz?
Holy fucking shit, my dudes. Disney and Sony have signed a massive-ass deal, bringing Spider-Man movies to Disney+ through 2026. My real hope? This pact allows for Peter Parker himself to hang out in the MCU for the foreseeable future.
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PlayStation Plus Is Getting Video Pass Service According to Leak. You Fucked Up, Fellas!
Whelp! According to a leak it looks like PlayStation is getting itself a video pass service. I’m already subscribing to PlayStation Plus, so this news doesn’t do anything for me. However, even if I wasn’t, this shit wouldn’t move the needle. But if it makes you horny, I’m happy for you!
Underwater Volcanoes Unleash Enough Energy to Power Entire United States. Nature Fucking Rules, Dudes!
A recent study a study published in Nature Communications comes with a pretty fucking gnarly finding. Underwater volcanoes are straight not fucking around. Them motherfuckers generate enough energy to power the entire United States. Goodness fucking gracious.
‘Overwatch’ Game Director Jeff Kaplan Is Leaving Blizzard. Man, Their Talent Drain Is Fucking Insane
It seems like, you know, pretty much everyone is leaving Blizzard these days. I’m not going to spend the time googling to corroborate this claim, I just know that I vaguely recollect some news stories, and I feel the truth in my balls. The latest major talent to leave the company? Overwatch game director Jeff Kaplan.
‘Game Of Thrones’ Star Emilia Clarke Joining Marvel’s ‘Secret Invasion’ Series For Disney Plus. Can’t Be Worse Than The ‘Thrones’ Finale!
Jesus fucking Christ, I completely forgot there was a Secret Invasion series coming to Disney Plus. But there is such a series and Emilia Clarke is joining its cast! Man, just too much fucking content. Way too much. The trough is full. My belly is distended. Yet I keep eating it! Like the pig I am.
‘Ted Lasso’ Season 2 Teaser Trailer: Kindness Makes a Comeback On July 23
Ted Lasso. Light of my light. Love of my heart. I cannot wait for you to return with Season 2 on July 23. We need you. We always need you. This glorious trailer? It’s only made the wait more difficult, but I shall stay strong.
MIT Scientists Say Nearby Star May Be Dark Matter Factory. Cosmos, You Fucking Rule
One of Earth’s nearest stars may be a fucking flat-out factory for dark matter. Like, what does that even mean? Well, it means that the giant red star Betelgeuse could be blasting out dark matter particles called axions. Pretty fucking cool, no?
‘Spider-Man: Into The Spider-Verse’ Sequel Has Three Talented-Ass Directors. I’m Stoked!
Objectively, Spider-Man: Into The Spider-Verse is the coolest comic book movie ever. So how the fuck do you follow up that movie? Man, it seems a thankless fucking task. But putting three insanely talented directors behind the project seems a solid first movie. The folks behind Avatar: The Last Airbender, Soul, and the production designer behind the first movie will be sharing the proverbial chair.
‘The Meg 2’ Director Ben Wheatley Wants to Make a ‘DOOM’ movie and Let Him You Fucking Cowards!
The Meg 2 director Ben Wheatley wants to make a DOOM movie and the wonder he could bring to the franchise makes my tits stiffen. Let this man direct that movie. As well, if you’re an ignorant knob and you only know Ben Wheatley from his connection with Meg 2, get learned and then come back here. You see, dude has directed a bunch of cult classics, especially Kill List.
Konami Has Filed New Japanese Trademarks For ‘Castlevania’ and ‘Metal Gear Rising’ Like They Still Make Games Or Something!
Well, ain’t this shit interesting. Konami has filed new Japanese trademarks for both Castlevania and Metal Gear Rising. Could this mean they’re actually making new fucking installments in the titles? Furthermore, do they even have the talent in-house to do the franchise justice anymore? In fact, reports in February had them outsourcing the franchises. If so, who is going to get them? Who fucking knows! Intriguing though, no?
