‘Demon Slayer’ Had Biggest U.S. Foreign Language Box Office Debut Ever. Fuck Yeah!
Motherfucking yes, dudes. Dress up in cosplay, get to the theater, and do demon slaying shit. I promise you fuckers that you won’t be alone. Nope! You see, goddamn Demon Slayer had the biggest foreign language box office debut in the United States. Ever! The son of a bitch is an anime, R-Rated, and hit during a pandemic. Shit still broke the record. As a huge stan of the series, I’m torqued.
No Comments
‘Captain America 4’ Coming From ‘Falcon and the Winter Soldier’ Showrunner Malcolm Spellman. Makes Sense!
I suppose it makes perfect sense that there’s a Captain America 4 in the works. As well, I suppose it makes perfect sense that The Falcon and the Winter Soldier showrunner Malcolm Spellman is penning the script. That said, I gotta say — dude is definitely a step down from the Russo Brothers. At least for me. Don’t get me wrong, I appreciate the themes he tackles in Falcon and the Winter Soldier, but the writing itself on the series really doesn’t sizzle my tits. Perhaps being forced to narrow his focus for a two-hour movie will help him out tonally and pacing wise. We can hope. Right?
CD Projekt Red Only Refunded 30K Copies of ‘Cyberpunk 2077’ Out of 13M Sold. I’m Honestly Impressed.
I have to fucking admit, I’m stunned that CD Projekt Red only refunded 30,000 copies of Cyberpunk 2077. Out of fucking 13,000,000! Now, there’s obviously an important fucking caveat. This tally does not include the amount of copies Sony refunded. However, it’s a pretty fucking shockingly small number given how many people absolutely deplored the game. In fact, those motherfuckers who shipped the broken-ass game had a pretty good year. They took in a cool $560 million in revenue. Not bad for the company behind the worst launch in gaming history, right?
Chinese Firefighters Have Been Issued Exoskeletons To Kick Fires’ Asses Better. The Future is Fucking Wild.
What the fuck is this? Exoskeletons are already out there in the world? I want a fucking exoskeleton. Not even for doing dope shit like these Chinese firefighters. I could use one for like going up the stairs at this point, with my creaky-ass bones and stoner lung capacity. I mean, I get that they’re doing more important things with them. But still, rocking an exoskeleton on a late day dog walk? Fucking hell yeah.
Weekend Open Bar: Prepare for Kombat Tonight
It’s the Night of Night, my friends! Sitting here at 4pm, it’s a mere three hours until I finally get to see a new movie in the theaters. Thirteen months! Lost twenty-pounds (not good), gained twenty-pounds (about 5 pounds too many), grew a mustache, grew a beard, grew a mustache, and now I’m back to a beard. Since I’ve been in the theater last there’s been insurrections, elections, and a couple of Marvel television shows. It’s been a hell of a fucking ride, some bad, some good, the majority banal.
Anyways! That’s what is on the tip of my synaptic iceberg tonight! But there’s other shit popping off this weekend, and I want to share in all the revelry with you folks! Right here, at the Goddamn Open Bar!
Russell Crowe Drops That He’s Playing Zeus in ‘Thor: Love and Thunder’ and I’m Completely In
I had completely fucking forgotten that Russell Crowe was in Thor: Love and Thunder. But now the dude himself has reminded me with his reveal that he’s playing Zeus in the flick. All of this shit sounds good to me!
Views From The Space-Ship: Chimichangas For The Soul
Here you go, fuckers! Some chimichangas for the soul! What exactly does that mean? Why, like usual, I got no fucking idea. I suppose I’m about to share some proverbial chimichangas! For your fucking soul! Cause the bless the Eldritch Ones, nothing makes my stomach glow like the deep, chaotic cheesiness of a chimichanga hitting my guts. So why shouldn’t the proverbial ones have the same effect on one’s soul? Fucking Hell, am I even making any sense? Does it even matter!
No!
And.
Fucking no!
This is my goddamn Space-Ship, and you’re lucky I’m even wearing my ass-cloak and socks today. Be grateful you’re not staring at the dark, haunting plumage of my ass hairs as I bend over to snag a Diet Dew from the 3D-Printer adjacent to your bunk.
That’s one view you’re not getting here on the Space-Ship! But hit the jump to check out the ones you are getting, and share your own in the comments.
NASA’s Perseverance Mars Rover Has Created Oxygen on the Planet. Wait what?
Wait, just what the fuck is going on? The Rover has successfully created oxygen on Mars? By converting some of the planet’s carbon dioxide-filled atmosphere? Fucking wild, dudes.
David Fincher Reportedly Discussing ‘Mindhunter’ Season 3 With Netflix. Don’t Tease Me, Universe.
Folks, David Fincher is reportedly discussing Mindhunter Season 3 with Netflix. Like please don’t get my fucking hopes up, dudes. I had made my peace with this shit not happening. Now? This shit just resets the Grief Clock.
