Alan Moore may be done with comics, but the motherfucker ain’t done with writing. Moore has signed a major deal with Bloomsbury, which includes a five-part fantasy series titled Long London. You know, I don’t usually fuck with fantasy, but I absolutely fuck with Moore. So chances have me checking this shit out. How about you?

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Hey, did you know we have a fucking Discord? Yup! We do. It’s been getting going lately, and we’ve assembled a real collection of vagabonds, degenerates, and filth peddlers. In other words, a fantastic crew. Why is that relevant? Well, motherfucking Sony has announced they’ve invested in Discord, and they’ll be bringing that shit to PlayStation next year. That means I’ll be able to interact with said vagabonds, degenerates, and filth peddlers from the comfort of my PlayStation next year!

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Captain Marvel 2 is gonna have itself a Ms. Marvel as well, apparently. None other than Kamala Khan is gonna be joining Danvers in the officially titled The Marvels.

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Marvel’s MCU Phase 4 engines are whirring up, folks. Getting all the nerds deeply horny. Black Panther 2? Titled Black Panther: Wakanda Forever and its dropping July, 2022.

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It’s finally the fucking weekend, my dudes. Finally! What a fucking week. Stressful ass end of the semester. My wife’s dance with a drug test for her new job, which will be decided one way or another by the time this column drops. Insomnia. Erratic weather. Just a real cavalcade of bullshit that has me thanking JCVD that weekly reprieve has arrived. Not a moment too soon, not a minute too early. I’m looking forward to blasting my brains into the ether-realm with The Universe’s Flower, eating a tremendous amount of junk food, and hanging out with your dank, musty, dingleberry’d asses.

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I’ve always known that Activision spends a lot of time, money, and talent on keeping the fat tits of the Call of Duty franchise milkable. Like I knew it was a Leviathan, but this news is fucking insane. It turns out that every single studio the company owns works on the franchise. Every single one! Which totally sucks in its own way. But, it doubly sucks when you think of all the games these talented developers are pulled off of.

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I sort of assume whenever a fucking monstrous entity swallows a smaller one that it’s fucking bad news. That said, apparently Epic Games is going to lower the fees that artists had to pay while selling shit on ArtStation. So, like, that’s good? I don’t know, man. All I do know is that I’ve seen some fucking dope-ass art on the site, and I hope this shit helps out the folks producing it.

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David Cronenberg is directing his first motherfucking movie in seven years this summer, folks. That ain’t the only thing to get your tits leaking, though. The son of a bitch, titled Crimes of the Future, is a science-fiction flick with an absolutely stacked cast.

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If you so wish, you could check out this trailer for Castlevania‘s final season. If you’re like me and want to preserve every gooey drop of animation for your tongue upon the season’s release, you may choose to pass. That said, I’m motherfucking stoked for this bad boy to drop. So soon! So motherfucking soon.

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Motherfucking Sweet Tooth used to be my jam back in the day, and I think the Netflix adaptation will be the same. If I’m leveling you, face-to-face, crotch-to-crotch? I forgot this shit was coming! But now this shit is at the front of my rotting lobes after the drop of this new trailer.

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