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New found ASTEROID *MAY* f**king HIT EARTH IN 2032

Doom is coming.

Sensational headlines! Will we be lucky enough to watch as humanity is blighted out by the rocky hand of the Cosmos? Maybe. Maybe not. But who fucking cares how possible it is, when writing about it gets the blood pumping! A fear boner! Carpe Diem! Let’s all the pizza we want, and dance in the streets with our genitals greeting the open winds! ‘

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Boeing has new missile that DISABLES COMPUTERS as it flies by. Haunting ++

G’damn! Imagine if we put half the imagination as a people into advancing our species as we did designing new ways to eradicate? I imagine I’d be typing this on my holo-sight while drinking some Diet Dew and eating calorie-free pizza on Mars.

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CYBERPUNK ‘STAR WARS TOYS’ We Can Only Wish Were Real

Hell yeah, cyberpunk Star Wars toys. Check out these mad creations from the mind of Sillof , who clearly realizes that the only thing better than a galaxy far, far, away is that galaxy being decked in data-rot.

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THIS WEEK ON The Walking Dead: Bloodletting.

This week’s episode starts with a flashback.   It takes place on the same day that Rick gets shot.   Initially this scene disturbed me.   Not because I’m emotionally invested in the characters.   Not because I felt for Lori as she has to tell Carl that his dad was shot, and then explain the possible consequences.   Its because I don’t want Walking Dead to be like LOST.   I don’t want flashbacks.

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