Nintendo planning to drop Upgraded Switch as early as September. Reveal coming ahead of E3, baby!
When I bought my wife a Switch Lite a couple weeks ago, it was with the idea that I’d be getting myself an upgraded full model this year. Was it a calculated fucking gamble? Yup! But that shit seems to be paying off with this new report. According to reports, Nintendo will be dropping their upgraded Nintendo Switch as soon as September.
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Views From The Space-Ship: The Shores of Consciousness
Goddamn, it’s really been a month since I dropped ya’ll a peek into my life? Gave you a glimpse into the fart-laden, madness-powered halls of my existence? Again, I say goddamn! You can really tell the end of the semester blasted me in the nards and then open-hand slapped me into submission. Anyhoo — check it out, a few glimpses into my meat-space from the past month! Admittedly, I’ve accidentally deleted a lot of photos from my camera, so what you’re really seeing are the ones that escaped the mistaken cullings.
Nonetheless! Here you go! Join me in the comments section with your own views, my friends!
This is Views From The Space-Ship!
‘Cobra Kai’ Season 4 Teaser Trailer: Terry Silva is back in the dojo!
I suppose it was only a matter of time until Terry Silva returned, right? And that fucking time is now, according to the teaser trailer for the fourth season of Cobra Kai.
‘Evil Dead’ Sequel ‘Evil Dead Rise’ dropping on HBO Max. Sam Raimi and Bruce Campbell Executive Producing!
There’s an Evil Dead sequel coming and the motherfucker is coming to HBO Max. Titled Evil Dead Rise, the movie is going to continue within the storylines established in the original trilogy, as opposed to the reboot. Hey! I don’t know if this shit is going to be good, but I’m definitely intrigued. Especially since the project has Sam Raimi and Bruce Campbell onboard as executive producers.
Netflix announces more ‘Sandman’ castings including Kirby Howell-Baptiste as Death and Patton Oswalt!
I had completely forgotten about Netflix’s Sandman adaptation. But that don’t stop the fucking production wheels from spinning, and spinning they are. Today, the Streaming Monolith has announced another slew of castings for the show.
‘Gunpowder Milkshake’ Trailer: Karen Gillan and Lena Headey go full John Wick and I’m here for it!
John Wick has brought upon the cinematic flesh-plane a lot of imitators and homages. Ain’t no denying that. But, the good news is this usually means gloriously choreographed violence, which I’m always down for. The latest to pay fealty to Goat Wick? Gunpowder Milkshake. I’m more than down for it, dude. Let me see Karen Gillan mirk dudes and break bones. Sold.
‘Last Night in Soho’ Trailer: Edgar Wright’s Psychological Thriller Involves…Time Travel?
We finally got a fucking trailer for Edgar Wright’s Last Night in Soho. Which naturally means I…didn’t watch it? Hey man, I don’t want fucking anything spoiled for me. Especially since this jam of his seems steeped more in mystery than usual. That said: fucking torqued. That said: can’t wait for October.
‘Final Fantasy Origin’ is a Souls-like ‘Final Fantasy’ game coming from Team Ninja. Well then!
Ain’t this a wild fucking pivot, no? Team Ninja is making themselves a Final Fantasy game with gameplay similar to that of their Nioh titles. The motherfucker is called Final Fantasy Origin, and it’s going to be a PS5 exclusive. All in all, I ain’t never fucked with Souls games, or Nioh. But I gotta support getting weird with an established franchise.
NASA Rover detects organic salts on Mars. Could provide further proof of life on the Red Planet!
The NASA Rover has detected organic salts on the surface of Mars. While I’m too dumb to understand the true implications of this discovery, I do know that it portends well for the potential for life on the planet. Both in the past, and potentially the present. Fucking rad, man!
‘Hellraiser’ Remake is officially dropping on Hulu. May its suffering be legendarily awesome!
The Hellraiser remake is continuing to bound through time, space, and conceptions of pain to puncture our reality. The son of a bitch is officially coming to Hulu, and hey why the fuck not. Normally I’d be hesitant about remaking one of my favorite movies, but its director David Bruckner is super fucking solid. As well, if it sucks? Fuck it! No harm, no foul.
