Weekend Open Bar: Loki-ing For A Good Time
It’s been a hot fucking minute since I rattled off one of these diarrhea-blasts of existential enormity, no? But I’m here right now, ready to plunder your holes with my textual absurdity. Let the ole cyber-tongue rattle around and find where it gets you good. I’m not saying you know that I’m good for, but if you’ve found this post you probably already know me. Yes? Fucking yes!
How has everyone been doing? I’ve been surfing along the astral-plane and simultaneously tethered to this rot-ass meat-space like the rest of ya’ll. When I’m not high and surfing the Beyond with Bateman or my Wife, I’m trudging through a miserable remote summer class.
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‘Dune’ has been delayed another three fucking weeks, now dropping October 22
Fuckers, would you believe that Dune has been delayed again? Honestly, I’m kind of fucking shocked. But that’s the dumb ass in me. Thought we had really locked the fucker into its release date. Nope! It’s delayed again, but it ain’t a long one. It’s been pushed back three weeks and it’s now dropping October 22.
NASA finds more subsurface lakes on Mars. Probably frozen, but still rad as fuck
NASA scientists have identified more subsurface lakes on the Red Planet, folks. While they are likely frozen, I still find this to be a bad ass development.
‘Interview With The Vampire’ TV Series swooping onto AMC. Fucking bizarre, but sure!
Listen we can all gnash our fangs at the lack of necessity for this shit. However, AMC has a pretty goddamn good track record when it comes to movies-turned-TV and shows in general. So let’s just open our wings to the potential for this shit to work. Right? #Pun. #Pun.
David Fincher filming assassin movie ‘The Killer’ in Paris This Fall. Award-Winning ‘Mank’ DP also on project.
Fucking hell yeah! David Fincher is right back at it this year, folks. The years are fleeting, film the fucking shit out of it! Dude is filming the assassin movie The Killer this Fall in Paris and he’s bringing along his award-winning DP.
Xbox Game Pass is built into Windows 11. Microsoft fucking going for it!
Even though I rarely use it, Xbox Game Pass fucking blows my mind. Just the sheer volume of titles to play, across the sheer volume of devices. Now them fuckers at Microsoft are making it even easier to use the service. This shit is gonna be baked directly into Windows 11.
‘Dead Space’ Revival rumored to revealed at EA Play 2021. Don’t fuck with me. Don’t.
Dead Space and its sequel are two of my favorite games, before EA pushed it into a shitty cover-based shooter. Of course, then they fucking killed Visceral Games, and with it, I thought, hopes for a new title. Not so, if you believe rumors. Indeed, there are murmurings that a Dead Space revival will be shown at the upcoming EA Play 2021. Fucking Hell, I can’t even handle thinking about it.
‘Nobody’ Sequel being written. Connie Nielsen to have more action, good, get the whole family fucking kicking ass
Thank fucking Christ enough people saw Nobody to get it a sequel. ‘Cause it’s fucking sweet. Not only is the movie being written, but apparently Connie Nielsen is gonna get more in on the action. Sounds dope!
‘John Wick 4’ adds ‘Mortal Kombat’ star Hiroyuki Sanada to its fucking stacked cast.
Hiroyuki Sanada was an incredible bright spot (along with Joe Taslim) in the shit-ass travesty that was Mortal Kombat. However in joining John Wick Chapter 4, dude it yet another insane addition to a fucking stacked cast.
Rocket Lab wins contract to build spacecraft for NASA’s Mars mission. Let’s fucking go!
Honestly, I ain’t never heard of Rocket Lab. That is until today, when it was announced they will be designing spacecraft for NASA’s Mars mission. Hey, whatever the fuck it takes! Hey, whomever the fuck it takes! Let’s get our asses to Mars.
