#Welcome To the Future
15 Year-old hacker banned from Internet for six years. HACK THE PLANET.
Some Zero Cool shit up in here. Hack the planet! Crash Override! A famous 15 year-old hacker has gotten their ass kicked off the internet for six years. What do live for? What to live for!
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Dude with first mind-controlled BIONIC LEG climbs 103-story Willis Tower. Yes.
Post-humanism ass-whupping time! Zac Vawter, the lad with the world’s first mind-controlled bionic leg has climbed the shit out of a tower in Chicago.
Japan has a PEPSI that makes absorbing fat difficult. America ++
Here is something that should bless the fair shores of the United States. Japan has a Pepsi that makes it difficult for the body to absorb fat. It’s a nice little workaround the usual things you associate with losing weight. Discipline. Eating right. That sort of stuff.
KIM DOTCOM planning to build $330 million internet cable between States and New Zealand. Wut.
Let it not be said that Kim Dotcom is taking it slow these days. Or dreaming small. Everyone’s favorite fat brilliant villain guy is planning to build an expensive-as-fuck internet cable between the United States and New Zealand.
RUSSIA’S internet-filtering law goes into effect today. HELLO future police state!
I know that probably everyone is peeping in on everyone else’s internet dongs when it comes to the government. I get it. At least there is typically the semblance of privacy. Russia ain’t feeling that though, yo! Their internet-filtering law goes into effect today, and it is pretty much geared for impressively rampant surveillance.
Boeing has new missile that DISABLES COMPUTERS as it flies by. Haunting ++
G’damn! Imagine if we put half the imagination as a people into advancing our species as we did designing new ways to eradicate? I imagine I’d be typing this on my holo-sight while drinking some Diet Dew and eating calorie-free pizza on Mars.
Scientists create BRAIN-ON-A-CHIP for drug testing. We fly too high, Icarus!
Well, this is one way to test drugs and study head injuries and the such. Create a bunch of living cells on a chip! Yeah man. And when those cells go sentient, mutate, and clone themselves a body, I want to be the one that gets to yell “told you so, you fucks!”
THE PIRATE BAY has taken its servers to the cloud. Slough the tangible!
Can’t keep a good Pirate down. Despite having its ass whupped in a variety of manners, the Bay of Pirates torrenting center is refusing to go down without a fight. This is a good thing. You see, the new Taylor Swift jam drops next week, and I’ll be goddamn pressed if I’m going to pay for it. In order to try and thwart The Man, the site has taken itself to the Cloud!
Video: Highlights from Felix Baumgartner’s frakin’ dive from space. So tasty.
I missed Felix’s fantastic leap from space yesterday, working the NYCC. Goddammit. If these highlights are anything to go off of, the entire endeavor was glorious.
This machine can SEQUENCE A GENOME in two days. Science is good.
Marvel at the Future, friends. Wrap your arms around it, for it is here. This wunder-machine is capable of sequencing the genome of new born babies in a mere two days. Mind-boggling stuff.
