#Welcome To the Future

Watch: ‘NEUROMANCER’ RAIDS brought to life with OCULUS RIFT.

Molly Millions.

A New York artist is using the Oculus rift to simulate the feeling of the raids in Neuromancer. One of you gets to be the ass-whupping cyber-babe Molly Millions. The other is the anxiety-soaked console cowboy who must watch Molly through her own vision. Sweet Digitized Christ-Lord, this is out of control. My cyberpunk boner has speared through my computer desk.

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DISQUS F**KING BLOWS. Clear Your Chrome Data.

RIP SHIT UP.

Simply put: no idea why Disqus isn’t working on Chrome. However, if you clear out your data it should restore functionality. Apologies + whatever.

Let me know if it does?

BILL GATES says CTRL-ALT-DELETE was a mistake. SHUT UP, BILL.

WUT.

Bill Gates! The fuck!, bro? Shouldn’t you be taking pies to face and funding programs that turn human turds into beef patties or some shit? Not spitting such heresy about ctrl-alt-delete. That fucking combination was essential to my growing up as a Windows-cursing PC gamer. Where would I be without it?! Eh?!

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MICROSOFT’S “SIRI” EQUIVALENT IS CALLED “CORTANA.” ARE THE BLUE JUB JUBS INCLUDED?

Cortana.

Yeahhh! Pig alert! I can’t help it (Yes I can, I’m just a piece of shit.) I want to swerve my swizzle stick all around Master Chief’s blue-bummed aid’s ass. Or something. What am I even talking about? So tired. Oh yeah! Being attracted to polygons. Cortana. Yum yum. Microsoft must know that I’m not alone, because they’re calling their Siri equivalent “Cortana.”

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Wut: Researcher CONTROLS HIS COLLEAGUE’S MOTIONS with Noninvasive BRAIN-TO-BRAIN INTERFACE.

Brain to brain interface.

Well, this is unreal. Researchers believe that they have performed the first noninvasive human brain-to-brain interface. This is the sort of future-porn nausea that has me simultaneously clapping. And puking. Just roll with it, Caff. There ain’t anything else you can do.

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DENTIST wants to clone JOHN LENNON from his ROTTEN TOOTH. A whole army!

Clone John Lennon

I knew that my rotting teeth were good for something. Well, you know. Good for something other than generating the scent of a rotten hallway whenever I yawned. You see, these teeth are the answer. The answer to “how can we clone Caff?” Apparently.

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COMPUTER can READ LETTERS DIRECTLY FROM YOUR BRAIN. Game Over, Man.

INCEPTION HORNS.

This is either terrifying game-over material, or the lube you’ve been looking for to stroke your cyberpunk bits with. A group of scientists Daring to Approach the Lords have concocted a way to read letters. Directly from your fucking brain.

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GOOGLE and YOUTUBE making a run at NFL SUNDAY TICKET? Just Imagine

Randy!

Yesterday’s big buzz was that Google’s Lead Czar was talking to the Powerful Guy from the NFL about some sort of nexus-connection. At the center of this buzz was the idea that through some wondrous developments we all don’t deserve NFL Sunday Ticket could come to YouTube.

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Scans of RAY BRADBURY’S 1939 ZINE ‘FUTURE FANTASIA’ NOW ONLINE

Future Fantasia.

Here is some fiery retro-future hotness upside your head. The Ray Bradbury’s zine from way (way) back in the day has found itself nestled in the digital age, upon the glorious technological waves of the Internet. In other words, them scans of the aforementioned fucker have been posted online.

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WATCH: Benjamin Santiago’s new piece, SWOON. Trippy Boobies Time.

SWOON.

As evidenced by prior contributions (exhibit a, b, and c), Benjamin Santiago ain’t just a friend of the site. That son of a bitch is also a nauseatingly talented artist. The GoodSir has dropped a video of his latest piece titled SWOON. It was performed at the Ferro Strouse Gallery as part of Bustin’ Out.

Hit the jump to check Benjamin’s latest jam.

That talented bastard.

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