#Welcome To the Future
Watch: Dude sets XBL username to “XBOX SIGN OUT”, trolls. Hilarity ensues.
This is fucking amazing. Truly next level XB1 Kinect-coated trolling. Dude-bro changes his gamertag to “Xbox Sign Out.” Pisses people off. They scream his name. They (almost) sign out. Seems simple. But brilliant. So good.
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KANYE WEST-THEMED Bitcoin knock-off is coming. Kanye goes Crypto.
Coinye West is coming! Coinye West is coming! Sweet Jesus if that dude needed anything else to fluff up his ego, now he’s at the center of a new cryptocurrency. Welcome to the future, folks. It’s an odd place. I think I’ll stay. Pay for my adventures with an untraceable currency sporting Kanye West’s face.
Best of 2013 – Nico The Intern’s Picks
Let’s get the apology out of the way first. To the crew and passengers aboard the ship, I’m sorry for being so unacceptably neglectful of my duties. However, I’ve been building you all a present. Come down any time you want and visit me just off the engine room in our brand-spanking new Dreamatorium. Not as technologically advanced as a Holodeck, but it works in an overly imaginative pinch.
Watch: NASA robot combines OCULUS RIFT + KINECT. Future rules, brah.
NASA ain’t letting the upcoming Robot Apocalypse dissuade them from utilizing current technologies. Until it strikes, of course. Then they’ll just be paste like the rest of us. Until that happens though, they’re doing jazzy things like combining the both the Oculus Rift and XB1’s Kinect. For great justice. Or great…science?
Baller: DOLPHINS GET STONED by sucking on puffer fish.
Dolphins, man. The fucking best. Actually they’re raging fucking assholes. Or at least some of them are. Don’t want to be Dolphinist or something. Whatever. So the ones who are assholes need to hang out with the more chill of their kind. Take some fucking rips off of the ole puffer fish.
Amazon was selling 426 ITEMS PER SECOND on Cyber Monday.
Amazon dun good this holiday season. Like, way good. I thought I was crushing it sell my crusty socks-turned-Jennifer Lawrence puppets. Sold three! One to Rendar, one to my fiance, one to my Mom. And Rendar didn’t even cry as I got my money from him at spork point, unlike the other two.
But man, Amazon did way better than me.
IRON MAIDEN plays for their MUSIC PIRATES and MAKE HUGE LOOT.
Iron Maiden ain’t fucking around with their pirates. Unlike some blow hard former-heroes of mine (Metallica!), the righteous bros of Maiden do the opposite of persecuting the pirates. They tour the piracy-laden regions, making huge loot off of their concert performances.
Overstock.com is now accepting BITCOIN. Future, gogogo.
How long until Bitcoin isn’t the future anymore? And it just becomes this really wondrous currency that I don’t fully comprehend? (Like actual currency, to be honest.) Cause place after place is adopting the currency for real-life, bona fide products.
NSA totally has spies in ‘WORLD OF WARCRAFT.’
This doesn’t surprise anyone, right? That the NSA has spies in World of Warcraft, Xbox Live, and other gaming conduits? I mean, I don’t know how much creepy shit is lurking within the corridors of Iron Forge, but it wouldn’t surprise me if it served as a meeting place for unsavory characters.
Google manager posts photos of PRESCRIPTION GOOGLE GLASS. Removes them, now probably dead.
Oh, bro you dun goofed! Yeah, I’m talking to you. Google manager guy. Posting photos of a prescription version of Google Glass. Probably like way before they were supposed to be revealed.
