#Video Games
‘Resident Evil Village’ dropping in April 2021, according to massive-ass Capcom ransomware attack!
Holy shit, has Capcom got totally fucking rocked! The company was victim to a ransom aware attack, whose subsequent leaks has revealed all sorts of shit. Including the release date of Resident Evil Village. The motherfucker is dropping in April 2021.
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‘Horizon Forbidden West’ is launching in late 2021. Bank on it being the big holiday title, baby!
Sony’s come out and confirmed what I sort of assumed. That is, Horizon Forbidden West ain’t dropping until late 2021. Not a real big surprise, you know? It makes sense for this glorious son of a bitch to be next year’s big holiday exclusive.
‘Starfield’ will feature the biggest map of any Bethesda game. Ever. Give me this fucking game!
Man, Todd Howard out here talking about Starfield. Talking about how it’s going to feature the biggest map of any Bethesda game ever. Getting my tits hard. I almost wish dude wouldn’t talk about it, so I didn’t have to think about it longingly. Just come at us when you got a release date, Toddy. Stop tickling the tip.
‘World of Warcraft: Shadowlands’ is officially dropping in November. Not a bad fucking delay at all!
You know, when Shadowlands was delayed, I didn’t think it was actually dropping this year. Well! Slap me in the face and call me Maurice The Dumb Ass! Cause the title is dropping in November.
Sony sold as many PS5s in first 12 hours of pre-orders as they did PS4s in first 12 weeks of its sales. Good fucking god!
Sony got itself a motherfucking hit on its hands with the PS5s. We probably knew that already, right? But, how big of a fucking hit? The company sold as many PS5s in the first 12 hours of pre-orders as it did the first 12 weeks of PS4 sales. Mamma fucking mia!
‘Halo Infinite’ has lost another director and fuck this game’s development seems troubled
Halo Infinite was supposed to launch alongside the new Xbox Series X. However it was delayed after a fucking dismal public showing at E3. Concerning! But wait, there’s more! Now the title lost yet another director. Fuck man, this shit isn’t looking good.
‘Assassin’s Creed’ live-action series diving onto Netflix. Get it? Like, diving? Eh whatever the fuck!
Can Assassin’s Creed follow-up The Witcher as Netflix’s next great video game adaptation? I’m not sure! But, we’re all about to find out together. How do I feel about this shit? Pretty optimistic, honestly. I don’t know if I’ll fuck with it, but Netflix’s floor is pretty high when it comes to quality.
‘Cyberpunk 2077’ has been delayed again, this time until December 10. This fucking game, dudes.
Man, Cyberpunk 2077 is delayed again. This shit is almost comical at this point. The title has been pushed back another 21 days, this time until December 10. For fuck’s sake. How many times has this shit been delayed?! Does it even exist? Is it a fever dream of mine?
Xbox head Phil Spencer teases xCloud streaming stick. Microsoft fucking gets the future, dudes.
The head of Xbox is teasing an XCloud streaming stick, not unlike an Amazon Fire stick. This strikes me deeply, deeply as the future of gaming. Streamed to any device, free from physical hardware limitations. As a Sony fanboy, I really wonder what the fuck the company is up to, while Microsoft is making moves like this.
Hideo Kojima confirms Kojima Productions is working on a new game. God only knows its premise, but I’m listening
At this point, Hideo Kojima makes games that I’m more intrigued by than I am excited to play. Which means I’m excited that Hideo Productions is working on a new game, but I’ll probably never play it.
