#Video Games
‘Halo Infinite’ is officially dropping Fall 2021. Master Chief making us master waiting, lololol
Halo Infinite‘s first gameplay footage debuted looking somewhere between Raw Ass and Oh No. Which explains why it was almost immediately delayed. Til when? At the time we didn’t fucking know. However, it appears that some clarity has emerged. The son of a bitch is dropping in Fall 2021.
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‘World of Warcraft: Shadowlands’ is officially the biggest PC gaming launch of all time. Holy hell!
Man! World of Warcraft ain’t going anywhere, motherfuckers! How do I fucking know? Shadowlands is the biggest PC gaming launch. Of all time!
‘The Last of Us’ lead Neil Druckmann promoted to Naughy Dog co-president. Which means, things? IDK.
I don’t really know what to make of Neil Druckmann being promoted to co-president of Naughty Dog. I mean, bro has done me right throughout the years. But at the same time? His baby The Last of Us Part II was also the first Naughty Dog titled I never finished. Never! Finished! So, I suppose we’ll fucking see.
BioWare Studio Head and ‘Dragon Age’ producer both leave studio. Man, they’re fucking cursed!
Well, I was excited for the new Mass Effect and Dragon Age games. But that was before Casey Hudson left the studio. Fucking again. As well, Dragon Age producer Mark Darrah has departed the studio. Just bleeding motherfuckers! Bleeding! Motherfuckers. Got me concerned.
PlayStation 5 has had the biggest launch in console history. That, uh, explains the shortages.
Can’t get a fucking PlayStation 5? Well, that’s because it’s the biggest launch in console history. I mean, it’s also because of fucking shit-ass scalpers. But, also because of its launch success.
‘Cyberpunk 2077’ has over 175 hours of gameplay and good goddamn I can’t wait
I was fearful that Cyberpunk 2077 wasn’t going to be long. And boy, does it appear those fears were unfounded. The motherfucker is clocking in at over 175 hours. Which is goddamn glorious, especially since it drops the last day of the semester for me.
A copy of ‘Super Mario Bros. 3’ just sold for $156,000. That’s a lot of fucking Junior Bacon Cheeseburgers!
Jesus fucking Christ! A copy of Super Marios Bros. 3 just sold for $156,000. The reason? The motherfucker has a rare box design. Uh. Okay. Like, on one hand this is fucking preposterous. But, on the other hand? If I had “fuck you” money, I would absolutely be embracing my nostalgia like this.
HBO has officially ordered ‘The Last of Us’ adaptation by dude behind ‘Chernobyl’ and the game’s director!
Well, it appears that HBO ain’t done ordering shit to series today! The’ve officially ordered The Last of Us to series, and I’m curious as fuck about this adaptation.
‘Cyberpunk 2077’ Final Gameplay Trailer: Here’s a glimpse at your life in Night City!
Fuck me, is Cyberpunk 2077 really two weeks away? Many people say this game has to absolutely fucking bring it to be worth the wait. Me? I disagree. I’m so fucking horny for this title, that a mere enjoyable romp through a cyberpunk wonderland will get me off.
New ‘James Bond’ game coming from the ‘Hitman’ developers. This sounds potentially awesome, bros
Man! I’m really vibing with this news. Right in my ass-pipe prostate place. The makers of Hitman are bringing a new James Bond game into the world. It’s true, I ain’t fucked with the new Hitman titles. But that shit ain’t out of a lack of interest. Which means, this development may be enough to get me fucking around with the developers.
