#Video Games
‘Shadow of the Tomb Raider’ Trailer: The End of the Beginning!
I can’t wait for this game. The Tomb Raider titles been bringing heat, and now with Drake sidelined, they must fulfill all my spelunking and murder needs.
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Valve has bought ‘Firewatch’ developer Campo Santo and for some reason I fucking hate it
I don’t know why, but I fucking hate the fact that Valve has bought Campo Santo. Maybe, it’s because they just seem like a BigFatCorporation that doesn’t do much stuff anymore, and Campo Santo seems like a sweet indie developer. That said, I hope every one of those developers got a nice fucking paycheck out of this. They deserve it.
‘The Division’ movie adaptation being helmed by ‘Deadpool 2’ director David Leitch
I’m down for any sort of post-apocalyptic movie, I think. Even if it’s based off of a promising-but-initially-fundamentally-flawed game like The Division. However, even more importantly, I’m more than ready to fuck with anything David Leitch is directing.
‘Call of Duty: Black Ops 4’ won’t have a single-player campaign, which probably only disappoints me
Well, looks like I won’t be buying Black Ops 4. I’m the one, the only choad who still plays these games for their single-player jingoism masturbations. So, it looks like I can save $60 this year!
New ‘BioShock’ game in development at totally top secret 2K studio
It was announced by some 2K Czar a couple of years ago that BioShock would be a persistent franchise. Yet since then, we ain’t heard much. Well, the rumblings are coming, folks. And they aren’t just the diarrhea rumblings in my bubble guts after the latest weekend of gluttony. They’re another kind of bio-rumbling.
‘Donkey Kong’ champion and tremendous villain Billy Mitchell stripped of scores and banned from competition
Man, Billy Mitchell. That name brings me way, way back. We used to talk a lot about the UberDouche back in the day, when Steve Wieber, him, and others were vying for Donkey Kong supremacy. Well, look at this shit. Every time dude was back on top, it was fraudulent as fuck.
‘Final Fantasy XV’ getting four new DLCs in 2019 because they gotta make that gil back, bro
Oh fuck, Square has announced that Noctis and Bros are getting new content in 2019. The content just keeps coming and it seems as though Final Fantasy XV ain’t ever going away, folks! And, why should it? Despite it being approximately 50% of a game, people seem go go apeshit for it! Well, at least a good portion of people, and I even enjoyed that first 50%.
‘Grand Theft Auto V’ is the most profitable piece of media ever, and oh also a dope game
Jesus Christ! I knew Grand Theft Auto V was a perpetual money machine, raking in tremendous amounts of money. However, I had no idea it was approaching (and has now claimed the title of) being the most profitable piece of media ever.
‘World of Warcraft: Battle for Azeroth’ is dropping August 14 and I’m going to play until I die
Blessed be the makers, the next WoW expansion is dropping during my semester break. Somehow, without even planning it, I’ve found myself playing the game two or three days a week again. And, I don’t know if it’s because I took six years off, but I fucking love it. So, I’m sweating this next drop hard. Very hard.
‘Spider-Man’ swinging (cheap joke) onto PlayStation 4 this September
Hey! A fucking spider-pun! To announce the web-crawler swinging (there it is again, lol~) onto the PS4 this Fall.
