#Video Games
‘Halo Infinite’ Trailer: Master Chief is back, again, okay, cool
Master Chief is back! I’m sort of excited! But, Master Chief is back in a title whose gameplay and release date are unknown! So, I’m also sort of frustrated!
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‘Generation Zero’ Trailer: ‘Just Cause’ Developer’s 1980s open-world robot shooter
Yup, I’m fucking here for this.
Rumor: Rocksteady’s ‘Superman’ game confirmed through leaked poster
Is this the poster for Rocksteady’s Superman game? I fucking hope so! I’m ready, ready for this game.
‘Rez’ creator is working on a VR version of ‘Tetris’ and it feels so goddamn cyberpunk
I may never end up being a Console Cowboy. A hi-tek low-life. But, I think playing this fucking version of Tetris in VR seems to simulate such a glorious experience. That said, I don’t, and won’t own a PlayStation VR or whatever, so I’m just going to have to continue pretending.
Rumor: Three ‘Gears of War’ games being announced at E3. When you have *almost* no exclusive franchises, milk the ones you have to death
This is one way for Microsoft to get around the fact that their Triple A exclusive franchises are almost completely non-existent. Milk one of the two remaining ones you have to absolute fucking death.
‘Fornite’ is coming to the Switch, cause Nintendo loves money like everyone else
Fornite is coming to Switch, folks. That is if you believe a recent leak. And why shouldn’t we, right? The game is a veritable printing press for money.
Ubisoft confirms ‘Assassin’s Creed: Odyssey’ after it leaked early. Where the fuck is ‘Watch Dogs 3’ thoooo
Man, I really hope Ubisoft ain’t dropping another AssCreed this year. First off, the series benefited significantly from taking a year off before Origins dropped. To get back on the annual train seems foolish. Who knows, maybe it ain’t dropping this year. Second off, I want Watch Dogs 3, badly. And I can’t imagine AssCreed and Watch Dogs 3 dropping the same autumn. Again, who knows, maybe AssCreed will be revealed to be dropping in 2019.
‘Fallout 76’ Teaser Trailer: The Next Installment is an Online Survival RPG (Maybe)
Here’s the teaser trailer for Fallout 76, and a bit more corroborated speculation pertaining to its gameplay. According to multiple sources, it’s going to be an online survival RPG. Which, I’ll admit, is more enticing to me than a fucking Overwatch clone as rumored.
Bethesda teasing something ‘Fallout’ or maybe, please god yes, ‘Starfield’ related
Bethesda is teasing…something, folks. Most think it’s Fallout related, given the classic “Please Stand By Image”, which makes sense. Others like me are hoping it’s a reveal of the long-rumored Starfield. I mean, what if the palette switch means Starfield *takes place* in the Fallout universe?! Whatever the fuck it is, I’m pumped.
‘Fortnite’ made nearly $300 million in April. Jesus fucking Christ, that’s a lot of Jr. Bacon Cheeseburgers
Last night, I was talking to a friend about Fortnite. I really enjoy watching it being streamed, despite not playing it. He thinks it’s okay, and doesn’t really get the insanity. Well, what I told him last night has been verified today. Brian, I said. We’re like one of seven people in this world not playing the game. Fucking everyone is playing the game.
