#Video Games
Microsoft’s next Xbox console will also have a cloud-only version
Microsoft’s working on a new XBOX. This much is obvious, is known. However, what’s interesting is that the company is working on a cloud-only iteration of the console that’ll only stream games. Sounds wild, I ain’t interested, though. Give me a nice physical, beefy console. How about you?
‘Marvel’s Spider-Man’ Story Trailer: Gonna take more than one fucking Spider-Man to save the city
This game, right? My god, does it ever look fucking fantastic. I was completely sold prior to this story trailer, but a glorious helping of Miles Morales is always welcome.
EA’s ‘Star Wars’ game is now on the shelf after ‘Uncharted’ director Amy Hennig leaves company
EA! How badly can you continuously fuck up, BRO!? You had Amy Hennig, one of the industry’s preeminent directors helming your Star Wars game. Now you no longer got Amy Hennig, and you no longer got that Star Wars title. Ya’ll a company worthy of pairing up with the equally inept Lucasfilm.
‘Resident Evil 2’ Remake Trailer: Return to Raccoon City, Jan. 25, 2019
First off, this looks fucking amazing. Second off, I like how hard Capcom is dunking on Square here. I mean, think about it. They have a release date for this fucking game, while Square hasn’t even shown FF7 remake footage yet.
‘Ghost of Tsushima’ Trailer: Sucker Punch’s Samurai game looks fucking incredible
Fucking stunning, dude.
‘The Division 2’ Gameplay Trailer: Washington D.C. is next (to save) on March 15, 2019
I’m all about this shit.
‘Gears 5’ Trailer: New Lead Protagonist, Same Old Chainsaw Crew
I don’t know, it’s Gears of War. It doesn’t seem to be doing anything necessarily new, but I’m sure it’ll be a competent and fleetingly enjoyable experience.
‘Cyberpunk 2077’ Trailer: Time To Be A Hi-Tek Lo-Life in Night City
It’s been like five fucking years since the first inconsequential Cyberpunk 2077 trailer. And, what are we given for its follow-up? A delicious morsel, but, fuck, still a morsel!
‘Fallout 76’ Gameplay Trailer: Uh, Fuck, I Gotta Buy This Huh
Yeah, I don’t know what I was expecting from Fallout 76. But, I guess I didn’t expect it to look so goddamn Fallout. I’m, I’m in.