#Video Games
Report: PlayStation 4 players will finally be getting ability to change their PSN names
Straight-fucking-up, the fact that I’m not “Caffeine Powered” on PSN bothers me. Like, not continuously. But, it’s a mild rash on my ass that flares up every once in a while. So, I’m pretty excited that I’ll soon be able to rectify this situation.
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Report: New Nintendo Switch hardware dropping in 2019, may be more powerful than an Amazon Fire this time
New Nintendo Switch hardware dropping in 2019, ya’ll. While the company continues to sell a fucking shitload of units, it makes sense to upgrade the guts every so often.
‘Cyberpunk 2077’ is dropping in 2019. Maybe. Please let this be fucking true
Most, like my dumb ass, thought Cyberpunk 2077 would be dropping in like, 2021. But, a new report has the motherfucker dropping next year. Yeah dude, next fucking year. Do I think this is legit? Nah. But, I want to believe.
Rumor: ‘Arkham Knight’ team working on ‘Justice League’ game, which means we were all wrong
Rocksteady ain’t working on a Superman game, apparently. That’s what conventional wisdom had held for a while. Nah! But, Superman will be involved in the game they’re working on. Purportedly. Yeah kid, a fucking Justice League game!
Microsoft says Xbox One finally getting that promised full keyboard and mouse support
Microsoft promised keyboard and mouse support for the XBONE way back in 2016. And while I can’t imagine anyone purchased the console based on that promise, those waiting for it are finally getting their wish. Soon.
Fuck Yeah: Sony finally allowing cross-play starting with ‘Fornite’
I’m happy about this. Not so much because it directly impacts me, but it shows Sony listening to its fans. They could sit fat and happy on top, but why not keep padding its image?
‘Death Stranding’ Trailer: Kojima’s next mystery box contains 100% more Troy Baker
I continue to disbelieve that this is an actual game. You can’t trick me, Kojima! Not until I see some actual goddamn gameplay! Okay, okay. Gameplay that isn’t just Walking Dead Guy walking around.
Sony PlayStation Classic dropping this December. Like, where’s my fucking backwards compatibility tho?
I know where my backwards compatibility is, okay? It’s buried under the prospect of making a cool $100 off chodes who are willing to buy retro consoles now. That said, knowing why don’t make me any happier about it.
‘Cyberpunk 2077’ Gameplay Reveal: 40+ Minutes of Glorious Cyberpunk Violence and Style
Man. The Cyberpunk 2077 gameplay reveal almost forced me to turn it off. I was getting too fucking cyber-jacked at the cyber-glory. Sounds good, right? Nah, son! I have no idea when this shit is dropping! I can’t contain this hype.
Xbox All Access subscription is gonna offer you a console, Xbox Live, and Game Pass for a monthly fee. Hail, the future!
The console environment, it certainly is a fucking changing. I mean, right? Look at this shit. Soon, Microsoft is going to begin offering a very cellphone-esque service. For one monthly fee you’ll get a financed Xbox console, Xbox Live, and Game Pass.
