#Video Games
Sealed copy of ‘Super Mario Bros’ sells for fucking $100,150. Congrats to the assholes who bought this
Man, imagine having this kind of “fuck you” money? I mean, I know it took several collectors to buy this copy of Super Mario Bros. But, my point stands.
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‘Zelda: Link’s Awakening’ is getting a 3D remake for the Nintendo Switch
After how fucking rad the Resident Evil 2 remake is, I got no qualms about the idea of Nintendo remaking a fucking classic.
‘Apex Legends’ scores 25 million fucking players in one week. Well, they’re not fucking, but you get it
Man, good for Respawn. After a yawn-inducing Titanfall, and a brilliant but ignored Titanfall 2, it seems as though they’ve finally punched through with Apex Legends. I mean, 25 million users in the first week? Good goddamn. I haven’t played it myself, because I suck at these sorts of games, but I’ve found it extremely entertaining to watch.
Rumor: PlayStation 5 to have backwards compatibility according to leaked patent. Goddamn fuck yes about time!
Man, sometimes, all I want to do is play a dope-ass PlayStation 3 game on my PS4. But, I fucking can’t! No backwards compatibility. However, my dream may come true next generation.
Nintendo Switch is soon gonna pass Nintendo 64’s lifetime sales. This is kinda fucking wild, no?
We all knew the Nintendo Switch was a successful-ass console. But, how successful is Nintendo’s current renaissance? Soon, the motherfucker is going to pass N64’s lifetime sales.
Apple is planning a “Netflix for games” along with every other company planning the same fucking thing
Apple is apparently planning a “Netflix for Games”, my friends. This makes sense, since it seems that every fucking company is planning the same thing.
‘Resident Evil’ series coming to Netflix. It could be their ‘Walking Dead’ but good!
Had to sling that cheap shot at Walking Dead, right? I mean, why stop now? Been doing it for years. Seriously though, a Resident Evil series could be great! Or, it could be ass, and we could just forget about it. Very low stakes, no?
‘Cyberpunk 2077’ head writer has left for Blizzard. Oh dear, oh yes. I’m conflicted
The cool: Blizzard has snagged a supremely talented writer. The worrisome: said head writer was working on Cyberpunk 2077, which still doesn’t have a fucking release date.
Organized crime is laundering money through ‘Fortnite’ and this is the most cyberpunk thing going
Organized crime is laundering money Fortnite, which is so fucking rad. I mean, I’m not saying money laundering is rad. But, something straight out of a Charles Stross novel going down in reality is pretty fucking wild. To this science-fiction and cyberpunk nerd.
EA has canceled its open-world ‘Star Wars’ game again as it learns absolutely fucking nothing
EA has canceled its open-world Star Wars game, again. My goodness, my gracious. The company looked at the early-in-development title and thought to itself, “we need Star Wars movie sooner than this can yield it” and, yup, dead. EA’s handling of the Star Wars license has been a fucking travesty up until this point, and well. Why change now? Keep churning out half-baked multiplayer titles and deny the public the open-world single-player experience its clamoring for.
