#Video Games
‘Zelda: Breath of the Wild’ Sequel Announcement Trailer: The title that made everyone but me orgasm is getting a follow-up, obviously.
Orgasms are cool! I’m glad that Breath of the Wild made so many of my gaming friends orgasm! Me? Oh, I thought it was whatever. But, still! I’m glad that everyone who orgasmed over the title will have a sequel to blow their juices over.
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‘Final Fantasy VII Remake’ is going to take up two Blu-Ray discs. And that’s just the first installment, my dudes
After watching the FFVII Remake reveal, I still have no idea if I’m feeling it or not. Is the combat going to be fun? Or just splashy garbage? Is breaking it up into installments a good idea, or a cash grab? I don’t know, I don’t know. What I do know is that the first installment itself is going to be enormous.
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‘Watch Dogs Legion’ Trailer: All of London is ready to pwn the Powers That Be. Yeah, pwn!
Okay, I’m going to be upfront: I’m pretty fucking annoyed that the entire cast of Watch Dogs 2 has been jettisoned. That said, I’m really intrigued by the prospect of a goddamn Watch Dogs game where you can recruit anyone, and permadeath is a thing. Plus, them going full-cyberpunk aesthetics is always an effective, but cheap ploy to give me a boner.
‘Carrion’ Trailer: A “Reverse Horror” game where you play as the monster. It got ‘The Thing’ feels and I’m here for it!
Carrion is a pixel art game where you play as the fucking monster? Just straight-up destroying the eggheads and others who locked you up? Hell yes. Here’s a trailer for the game.
‘Halo Infinite’ Trailer: This son of a gun is a launch title for the next Xbox, which arrives Holiday 2020!
Here’s a trailer for Halo Infinite! The game is a killer launch title for the next Xbox, which is arriving Holiday 2020.
‘Final Fantasy VII Remake’ is dropping March 3, 2020. It’s really real, folks.
Damn. Did not see this coming, fucking at all. The Final Fantasy VII Remake is dropping March 3, 2020.
‘Cyberpunk 2077’ Trailer: Keanu Reeves is in the game and it drops April 16, 2020!
Well, the best day of my life is today. Not only is fucking Keanu Reeves in Cyberpunk 2077, but we also finally have a release date.
Rumor: ‘Cyberpunk 2077’ box art and physical preorder bonuses leak. Please, please, please be real.
Oh man, oh baby. Could this be real? Could this really be the box art and pre-order bonuses for Cyberpunk 2077? Man, I hope so. This means the game actually exists.
Google Stadia prices and games leak ahead of E3 event. Dropping this November, newer games must be bought!
This is good, real good, this Google Stadia leak. ‘Cause I didn’t want to sit through a fucking bloat presentation for these details.
‘Watch Dogs Legion’ is next installment of the franchise. Takes place in London and you can control *any* NPC. Fucking wild, no?
I’ve been sweating the sequel to Watch Dogs 2 for a long, long time. I sort of suspected it would happen, but a leak as confirmed the title. It’s Watch Dogs Legion, and it’ll be set in Post-Brexit London. An even more interesting feature of the title? You’ll be able to control any fucking NPC.
