#Video Games
‘Grand Theft Auto Online’ new Diamond Casino sets biggest single day and week player numbers since launch. Goddamn, this game will never fucking die!
I’m spellbound by Grand Theft Auto Online. Like, I find the persistent, enormous player base to be interesting as fuck. And the people dedicated to role-playing? Also dope. So, while I’m not playing it, I find the news surrounding this latest update pretty fucking cool.
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Unopened copy of ‘Kid Icarus’ for Nintendo projected to go for $10,000 at auction. That’s a lot of Junior Bacon Cheeseburgers, my dudes!
I say, goddamn! An unopened copy of Kid Icarus for the original Nintendo has been found. And, the motherfucker is projected to go for $10,000.
Nintendo Switch has sold 36.87 million fucking consoles, which keeps pace with PS4’s lifetime sales. I say goddamn!
The Nintendo Switch is an successful motherfucker. Yes, we knew that. But, how fucking successful? It’s lifetime sales pace is keeping up with the PlayStation 4, which has been an absurdly popular console.
‘Streets of Rage 4′ is bringing back the series’ original composers. The nostalgia is throbbing, dudes!
Streets of Rage 4 is shaping up to be pretty fucking wizard, ain’t it? The gameplay? Dope. And now, the music? Also dope.
‘Nintendo Switch Lite’ is a cheaper, handheld-only version of the console. Dropping September 20!
Man, I sold my Switch. And, I shouldn’t have. I fucked up, okay! I sold it, and now I miss it. So, I’m patiently waiting for Nintendo to announce their Switch Pro or some shit. They ain’t done that today, but they have announced a new iteration. The Switch Lite, which is pretty much a handheld console. You know, with a fantastic library.
‘Valfaris’ Trailer: A game that answers the question, what if ‘Contra’ was even MORE FUCKING METAL?!
Aiight, we got Blazing Chrome coming out literally next week. But, that ain’t gonna be the end of the Contra love letters this year. Place your eyeballs upon this metal-as-fuck game, Valfaris. Holy shit, yes.
‘Alan Wake’ publishing rights regained by publisher Remedy Entertainment. Give me a fucking sequel, NOW!
Man, I fucking love cult classic Alan Wake from Remedy Entertainment. But, for years the publishing rights have been held by Microsoft, who seemed deeply not interested in a sequel. However, Remedy got them shits back! So, maybe the sequel is finally coming.
‘Blazing Chrome’ Trailer: This love letter to ‘Contra’ drops so damn soon. July 11, baby!
Forget Konami’s new trash-ass Contra coming down the pipe. Blazing Chrome is the modern love letter we deserve. And, it’s dropping fucking soon. July 11!
Nintendo Switch outsold PlayStation and Xbox in May. This makes sense, them consoles fucking oldddd
The Nintendo Switch is still absolutely fucking beasting, friends. Meanwhile, the current iterations of the PlayStation and Xbox are starting to flag behind in monthly sales. But, this makes sense. The Nintendo Switch dropped two years ago, while the other two are closing in on six years old. Still, it’s an interesting time in the console wars, no?
