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‘Project Resistance’ Trailer: Capcom’ next ‘Resident Evil’ title looks like a squad-based survival game

New teaser trailer for the next Resident Evil jam! Seemingly a spin-off, it looks similar to Resident Evil: Outbreak.

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Nintendo has dropped 20 SNES games on Nintendo Switch Online! Plus an official SNES controller for Switch!

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Good news for ya’ll motherfuckers with Nintendo Switch Online! You’re now privy to 20 SNES games! As well, you got the opportunity to buy an official SNES controller for the Switch. In fact, the exclusive opportunity.

I’m going to admit it, I’m jealous on multiple fronts.

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‘Cyberpunk 2077’ is going to have eventually have multiplayer. Fellas, just finish the fucking game

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It’s official: Cyberpunk 2077 is getting in on that multiplayer action. Eventually. And that’s like, neat or whatever. But, can the game get fucking shipped before we begin dabbling in this? Please?

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Super-rare Konami NES games have been discovered! And already fucking emulated! God bless the future.

rare konami games

Man, I ain’t never heard of the Konami series Space School. And I imagine you haven’t either. Konami and Japanese national broadcaster NHK created the educational games back in the day. Long forgotten! Until this week.

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Watch: ‘Cyberpunk 2077’ Deep Dive Video: This game is real and it makes me so fucking horny!

I’m not watching this video. This Cyberpunk 2077 deep dive video. I’ll get too horny. I’ll start rubbing against the corner of walls. But, I want you to watch it. Enjoy it. For me.

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‘Yakuza 7’ is dropping next year and it’s going fucking full turn-based combat! Fucking wild.

yakuza 7 2020 rpg

Yakuza 7 is coming next year, fuckers. And it’s got itself a meaty-assed change in tow. The seventh installment is going from beat-em-up to turn-based combat. This is fucking wild, even to me, a schlub who hasn’t played the series.

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Capcom teasing new ‘Resident Evil’ game called ‘Project Resistance’ to debut at TGS. Get it, REsistance?!

resident evil project resistance

A new Resident Evil game? Debuting at TGS 2019? You bet your bottom fucking dollar! Apparently it’s going to be similar the online survival game Resident Evil Outbreak, which I never played.

Hit the jump for details and leaked screenshots!

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‘Mario Kart Tour’ is dropping on smartphones on September 25. Get pissed at blue shells anywhere, now!

mario kart tour september 25

I completely forgot that there is a Mario Kart game dropping on smartphones. Additionally, I will forget once again. But right now! It’s at the top of my mind. And I’m here to tell you, it’s arriving this September.

As well, I know technically you can already get pissed at blue shells anywhere already, because Mario Kart is on the Switch. Just let me have the fucking headline, pedant.

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The PlayStation 5 design has possibly leaked. Holy fucking Flying-V, dudes!

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If you believe a now-deleted tweet, this is the design of the PlayStation 5. And obviously, my dudes, it’s fucking wild. Do I believe it? Well, the tweet was deleted. Usually a good sign something was revealed that shouldn’t have been.

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‘Metal Gear Solid’ is getting a vinyl album. If one track isn’t someone yelling “Snake” it’s utterly fucking pointless

metal gear solid vinyl album

The original Metal Gear Solid is getting a vinyl album. It’s droping for all ya’ll fucking hipsters who fucked with the original cinematic gaming experience. Me? Do I secretly wish I had a record player? Fucking of course.

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