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‘Death Stranding’ Trailer: Sam versus a fucking huge Monster

Here’s a new trailer for Kojima’s next jam. It features more of Death Stranding‘s world. Absolutely no clarity! And a big fucking monster.

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Sony has made PlayStation 4 cross-play features to all developers. About fuckin’ time, no?

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Folks, Sony’s PlayStation 4 cross-play features are apparently out of beta. And with that development? The company is now making the features available to all developers. As someone who wants to sit his ass in front of his 4K TV and play with his PC friends, this is great news.

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‘Katamari’ creator’s next game ‘Wattam’ drops this December. Dude does his own thing and I fucking love it.

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I feel the same way about Katamari creator Keita Takahashi as I do about Hideo Kojima. I’m probably not going to play what they’re offering, but I respect their fucking vision. Especially with this shit Wattam. A profoundly fucking odd title. Again.

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‘Uncharted’ movie adds ‘Bumblebee’ director Travis Knight. But, I ain’t getting too horny

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Bumblebee is one of my favorite popcorn flicks of the past few years. So, I should be pretty fucking stoked about its director coming aboard the Uncharted movie. But, fuck. This project has so many starts and stops that I can’t get too excited about it.

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‘The Last of Us 2’ Trailer: Ellie’s revenge quest arrives February 21, 2020!

Man, we’re really getting it, eh? The Last of Us 2! While the wait hasn’t been as colossal as, say, Cyberpunk 2077, it’s still unreal to think it’s arriving so soon. I was stoked previous to this trailer, and now? Fully stoked. Painfully stoked.

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‘WoW Classic’ causes ‘World of Warcraft’ subscriptions to increase 223%! Nostalgia is a hell of a fucking drug!

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WoW: Classic didn’t get me to resubscribe! Nope! Nope, nope. However, it apparently snagged a significant amount of my lapsed peers and newcomers alike.

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Possibly: ‘The Last of Us 2’ release date leaked! Dropping February 28, 2020! Plus, Collector’s Edition details!

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Oh hell yes, friends! Not only are we getting The Last of Us 2 next year, but we’re getting it relatively fucking soon! That is, if you believe this leak. Which I do, cause usually when retailers fuck up, it’s legit.

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‘The Last of Us 2’ details coming at Sony’s State of Play event next week. Goddamn, we been so patient!

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I’m so, so, so fucking ready for The Last of Us 2. When is it coming? We don’t fucking know yet! But, maybe we’ll know next Tuesday.

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‘Control’ DLC teases ‘Alan Wake’ crossover. I’m so fucking horny for this!

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Alan Wake is an all-time favorite game of mine. I’ve pined for a sequel for years! Oh, for years. Meanwhile, Control is one of my favorite games of this generation. So, sweet Jesus, Remedy is going to have their two franchises collide? I’m losing my cool.

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‘Final Fantasy VII Remake’ Trailer: An action-packed look at this extensive fucking remix!

A new Final Fantasy VII trailer, friends! And, this title is definitely stretching the definition of “remake” if you ask me. The changes and additions are extensive. You didn’t ask me? Well, I’m fucking telling you anyways. The changes and additions are extensive. Ain’t saying that’s a good or bad thing. Time will tell. But, let’s stop pretending this is a remake as we usually understand them.

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