#Video Games
Conan O’Brien is in ‘Death Stranding’ as Kojima continues to dare us to call him on his bullshit, my god
Conan O’Brien is in Death Stranding. A game, which seems like it features many ridiculous and cool things. But, is a cool game? I’m skeptical as fuck.
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Rumor: Next Batman game is ‘Batman: Arkham Legacy’ and will let you play as entire fucking Bat-Family!
Man, it’s been a hot minute since Arkham Knight. A hot, hot minute! No follow-up game. Not even any news about the follow-up. But if this leak is to be believed, the game is coming! Batman: Arkham Legacy. And, it’ll feature the entire Bat-Family as playable characters.
‘Diablo 4’ has apparently been leaked in ad for ‘Diablo’ art book. Don’t fucking play with us here!
Is Diablo 4 really happening? Is it going to be revealed at this year’s Blizzcon? If this leaked advertisement for a Diablo art book is an indication, then yes.
Dentist Bro has bought insane collection of rare-ass retro games for $1.02 Million. Imagine that fucking money, dudes
Some Dentist Bro has sank some serious fucking money into 40 factory-sealed Nintendo games. Like, $1.02 Million worth. The titles he bought were amassed by three collectors, and many of the games are thought to be the only copies in existence.
Analogue Pocket is a gorgeous-ass retro Game Boy console for sale next year
Want a new, gorgeous-ass way to play your classic Game Boy titles? Boy, does Analogue Pocket have you fucking covered.
Google Stadia is launching November 19! But, I’ll keep my physical media thanks.
Google Stadia! Arriving November 19! However, I ain’t psyched! Listen, Google Stadia and services of its ilk may be the future. But, I certainly ain’t fucking interested in it at the moment. In fact, as everything is going ephemeral, I find myself pivoting more towards physical media. Am I dinosaur? Probably! Do I care? Nope!
‘Far Cry 3: Blood Dragon’ animated series coming from ‘Castlevania’ producer and fuck I’m conflicted
Far Cry 3: Blood Dragon is a wonderful little niche of retro appreciation. That said, it works because it doesn’t overstay its welcome. An animated series? Could very much be counted as overstaying its welcome. But, wait! The fucking Castlevania producer is involved? I’m…I’m listening.
‘Doom Eternal’ has been moved back to March, 2020 and now my fucking winter is ruined
FUCK. Man. Doom Eternal is more or less the only game I was sweating this winter. And now? Well, fuck. It ain’t dropping in November. Nope. It’s dropping in the crowded-ass Spring of 2020.
New PlayStation 5 details have arrived. Dropping late in 2020, with a new UI, revamped controller, and more!
Some new PlayStation 5 details for us slobs who are jonesing. The motherfucker has been officially confirmed to be dropping next year! A revamped controller! A new user interface! Give me all this shit.
‘Red Dead Redemption 2’ coming to PC on November 5! ‘Yeehaw Skyrim’ for all!
Red Dead Redemption 2 is coming to PC! Man, I really, really enjoyed the title. In fact, I spent hundreds of hours in it. That said, I don’t blame anyone who found it boring, or plodding. Now after a year, a whole new crop of gamers are either going to lose their lives as they’re sucked into the world, or lose their mind at its slow-ass nature and asstacular controls.
