#Video Games
‘Final Fantasy VII’ Remake delayed a month. LOL, this company is fantastic, dudes.
Friends, the Final Fantasy VII Remake has been delayed. Which, you know, is so they can really “polish” the game. Or, you know, actually finish it. You gotta love Square and their inability to launch completed titles.
No Comments
Xbox Series X won’t have exclusive games at launch. Wait, what the fuck?
The Xbox Series X ain’t going to have exclusive games at launch. Like, the titles will continue being playable on an XB1. Initially, this seems neat. Halo: Infinite for all! But, like. A serious gripe: if you’re developing games that need to run on an XB1, you’re going to be handicapping yourself. You know?
‘Nier: Automata’ developer PlatinumGames has partnered with Chinese gaming titan Tencent. They fixing to own everyone, eh?
Did you know that Chinese gaming company Tencent is the largest gaming company in the world? I sure as fuck didn’t. But, the company has increased their reach yet again, investing in PlatinumGames.
Sony reveals PlayStation 5 logo which is legit just them changing the number for the new console, but it works
Why am I posting about the PlayStation 5 logo? When it’s literally just the logo for the PS4, but with a 5? ‘Cause I’m fucking stoked for the console! 2020, baby! This year, baby!
Respawn Entertainment co-founder is now taking over EA’s DICE LA. Fuck yes.
The co-founder of Respawn Entertainment is now going to be also running Electronic Arts’ DICE LA. Respawn is one of the few bright spots under the EA Umbrella, so this is fantastic. The company churns out fanastic-ass games, from Titanfall 2 to Apex Legends to Fallen Order. Sweet fuck, could EA be figuring it out?
Rare-ass “Nintendo PlayStation” prototype going up for auction in February!
If you’re a real cool kid, you know Sony and Nintendo tried to create a joint console, before Sony got into the biz themselves. The console? The Nintendo PlayStation! And, a prototype of the failed son of a bitch is going up for auction!
Latest ‘No Man’s Sky’ update adds full synthesizer so you can make your own music. This game clearly rules now, no?
Another No Man’s Sky update. This time announcing they’ve added the ability to make your own music. Another post where I note I should be playing the title.
‘The Outer Worlds’ is getting story DLC next year! Fuck yes, my friends!
The Outer Worlds is the best RPG in a hot, hot minute. The best Bethesda title since Skyrim, except it ain’t no Bethesda title. Obsidian putting on a fucking masterclass. And! It’s getting story DLC. The Elder Ones are great.
‘Ghost of Tsushima’ Trailer: PS4’s samurai epic drops Summer 2020!
Goddamn, fuck! Feels like we’ve been waiting for Ghost of Tsushima. But folks, we now have a date! The motherfucker is dropping next summer! And! We got a sexy new trailer.
The next Xbox is called “Xbox Series X” and it’s dropping Holiday 2020. I’m fucking ready!
Microsoft has officially revealed its next-gen console, folks. It’s called the Xbox Series X (really as fine as any name), and it’s dropping Holiday 2020. Not only that, but we’ve gotten a look at it! And from a tech fetishist perspective? It’s sexy.
