#Video Games

Japanese elementary school cancels graduation over coronavirus, students hold the ceremony in ‘Minecraft’ which is cool as fuck.

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Hey! Here’s a neat little happening to make you smile in these absolutely appalling times! A Japanese elementary school canceled its graduation. So, did the students take it lying down? Fuck nah! They held it in Minecraft instead! So dope.

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Steam breaks record with 20 million fucking concurrent users today. Gaming makes the pandemic go down easier!

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Holy fucking shit, dudes. Steam had 20 million concurrent users today. This obliterates its standing record, but I suppose we shouldn’t be surprised.

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Next ‘The Witcher’ title going into production when ‘Cyberpunk 2077’ development concludes. Fucking obviously, it is a license to print money!

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The Witcher 3 was huge prior to the Netflix series. And after the show hit? Hachi machi! Even bigger. Thus, it makes all the fucking sense in the world that another one is coming, after Cyberpunk 2077 wraps-up development.

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‘DOOM Eternal’ Launch Trailer: The Slayer’s Time Is Now, and I’m Fucking Ready!

Fuck me sideways with a prostate gatling gun, folks. DOOM Eternal’s launch trailer is here, and it’s fucking rad. I cannot wait for this shit to drop.

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New Xbox Series X details are dropping next week. Meanwhile, where the fucking PlayStation 5 news?

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Man, I’m stoked for new Xbox Series X news next week! But, as a Sony fanboy first and foremost, their increasing silence is beginning to worry me. Fuck, I’ll just focus on the positive here.

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‘The Last of Us’ TV series coming to HBO courtesy of ‘Chernobyl’ director and game’s writer

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The Last of Us is getting a show on HBO, baby! Listen, I know posting about this is late as fuck. But, I was busy last week! And now, it’s old ass news. That said, I’m fucking stoked, and I want to talk about it!  Keep Reading »

‘Final Fantasy VII’ Remake demo is out now for the PS4, fuckers! I’m can’t wait to give it a spin.

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I’ve slowly been sneakily getting excited for the Final Fantasy VII Remake. I say sneakily, because Square hasn’t made a good Final Fantasy since 2006. As well, the fact that they’ve changed the battle system and relegated the entire first game to Midgar. So, this demo is fucking perfect for me. I’m moderately excited, I’m cautious. I look forward to playing this shit and figuring out how I feel.

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Rockstar Games website seems to be teasing something. Is ‘Bully 2’ on the way? ‘Grand Theft Auto VI’ reveal? Please be fucking ‘GTA VI’ oh god.

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Rockstar Games is teasing something. But what is it? Some folks think Bully 2. Some folks think Grand Theft Auto VI. And while I’d be stoked with either, I really fucking hope it’s the latter.

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Konami Code Creator Kazuhisa Hashimoto passed away last night. Rest in peace, you absolute fucking legend.

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If you’re like me and grew up gaming in the 1980s, you know the Konami code. And while I suppose I knew someone had to create it, I never knew dude’s name until now. Kazuhisa Hashimoto was his name, and he has passed away. Rest in peace, creator of such a seminal part of my childhood.

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Microsoft announced more Xbox Series X details today. Specs! Backwards compatibility! Smart Delivery!

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More XBX details today, friends! And I ain’t even psyched about the specs, which I’m sure are awesome. Rather, how fucking sick is Smart Delivery? Buy a title on your XB1, get the XBX version fucking for free. And, it’ll send it to your other device automatically. Microsoft will definitely be doing it, and it’s available to third-parties as well. One of the first third-party titles to support it? Fucking Cyberpunk 2077.

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