#Video Games
PlayStation 5 supply is going to be limited at launch due to higher price. Fucking c’mon, brooooooo
Good news for PlayStation stans: the PlayStation 5 is launching this year. Less good news for PlayStation stans: there’s going to be a limited supply at launch, due to a higher price. But, good news for me personally: my wife has said I can get it, regardless of price.
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First Look: Check out the DualSense, the PlayStation 5’s redesigned controller. It’s weird, but I can fuck with it!
The PlayStation 5 got itself a remarkably new controller, the DualSense. You can definitely see vestiges of the DualShock 4 in its design. However, it’s the largest departure for the company in a hot minute.
‘Resident Evil 8’ is reportedly dropping next year and features first-person gameplay and serious departures from the series. Aiight, aiight!
The Resident Evil 8 rumor mill is up and fucking running, friends. The current buzz has the title dropping next year, and featuring first-person gameplay. Which, I mean, was featured in Resident Evil 7. But, I’m interested to see how the “serious departures” from the franchise will be received by the faithful.
‘The Last of Us Part II’ has been delayed indefinitely due to the coronavirus. Fuck me.
The Last of Us Part II has been delayed indefinitely as a result of, you guessed it, the fucking coronavirus. There goes, like, the one thing I was looking forward to in this fucking maelstrom of suck.
Remasters of most ‘Super Mario’ games coming to Nintendo Switch for the plumber’s 35th Anniversary. Fucking gnarly, dudes!
Goddamn, does Nintendo know how to throw a birthday party! The company is dropping remasters of most of the Super Mario catalog to celebrate the dude’s 35th anniversary!
Epic publishing next games from the developers of ‘Control’ and ‘The Last Guardian’
Epic Games has gone into a publishing deal with one of my favorite developers, Remedy Entertainment. As well, they’ve locked up the publishing rights to the next games from the developers of The Last Guardian and Limbo.
‘The Messenger’ developer’s next game is a Retro RPG called ‘Sea of Stars’ that takes place in the same universe. Fucking rad.
Provided that society doesn’t completely collapse, I’m fucking stoked for this shit. The people behind The Messenger have revealed their next game, Sea of Stars. It’s a retro RPG that takes place in the same universe as The Messenger and is inspired by Chrono Trigger. That said, they need our help to Kickstart it! Let’s go, friends.
And. Man, society. Please don’t collapse.
Sony reveals PlayStation 5 specs in insanely boring presentation by lead architect Mark Cerny
If you are like me, you’re deeply horny for some tangible next-gen news. Like, price points. Games. Release dates. But, first this week Microsoft failed to stroke me. And today, Sony followed suit.
Sony offering PlayStation 5 details tomorrow! Spec porn war is officially on!
Yesterday, Microsoft dropped a fuck-ton of Xbox Series X specs that meant less than zero to me. Tomorrow, Sony is dropping a fuck-ton of PlayStation 5 specs that will mean less than zero to me! They’re just numbers! What do I want from both fucking companies at this point? Launch date, launch price, and launch titles. Fucking c’mon, fellas.
Microsoft has revealed a shit-ton of Xbox Series X specs. Like, do we care right now? I can’t, but I want to.
Today, Microsoft has dropped a shit-ton of Xbox Series X specs. I have to admit, a week ago I would have been stoked. This week? Hard to care, dude. Hard to care.
