#Video Games
Sony is planning a PlayStation 5 conference for next week, on June 3. Give me a fucking launch date and price, I beg you!
Mamma fucking mia! Could next week be the date that I get a launch date and a launch price for my PlayStation 5? It’s looking good, it’s looking good. There’s a conference set for June 3.
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‘Grand Theft Auto VI’ may be dropping in 2023, according to this Take-Two SEC filing. I’ll take these fucking crumbs!
When the fuck is Grand Theft Auto VI dropping? If this Take-Two SEC filing is any indication, it’ll be 2023. A solid fucking decade after GTA V. What exactly does this filing provide, that suggests this? It reveals that the company “expects to spend $89 million on marketing during the 12-month period ending March 31, 2024. That is more than twice the marketing budget for any other fiscal year over the next half-decade” and what franchise could spur that one? Motherfucking GTA.
Dude hacks NES Power Glove to control a modular synth with his fingers. This is the retrofuture cyberpunk I demand.
Now, this is what I’m talking about. Sam Battle has gone full retrowave cyberpunk and hacked an NES Power Glove to control a modular synth of his.
‘Animal Crossing: New Horizons’ is already the highest grossing digital title on the Nintendo Switch
Fucking Animal Crossing, man! It was already reported that it had the best Switch launch. Ever. Now, we have word that it’s already the lifetime leader in Switch digital sales and revenue. I say, goddamn!
US spending on video games just broke its quarterly record. A goddamn $10.9 billion spent!
What to do during a pandemic? There’s one possibility: video games. US spending on video games hit $10.9 billion in the first quarter of 2020 alone. I say motherfucking goddamn!
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‘Tony Hawk Pro Skater 1 and 2’ Remaster confirmed to have *most* songs, for what it’s worth, dudes!
The biggest questions surrounding the Tony Hawk Pro Skater 1 and 2 remaster is: what songs will it have? The answer: most of them.
Hit the jump to check out the track listing.
Xbox head Phil Spencer believes motherfucking COVID-19 will cause delays in 2021. Son of a bitch!
Thus far, COVID-19 hasn’t really fucked Microsoft or Sony’s 2020 plans. For the most part. But, Xbox head Phil Spencer predicts the effects will be felt in 2021. Aiight, aiight. Just please don’t let this delay Cyberpunk this year.
‘Tony Hawk Pro Skater 1 and 2’ HD Remaster dropping this September. Warehouse, here we come!
Oh, baby! It’s as if an entire generation of gamers just creamed their pants. You see, an HD remaster of Tony Hawk Pro Skater 1 and 2 is dropping this September.
Dude creates computer that only runs ‘Doom’ because ripping-and-tearing must be universal!
Doom has been pretty much ported to everything at this point. No, really. Like ATMs, and McDonald’s kiosks and shit. The latest Doom iteration? A computer chip that only plays the title.
Sony has announced PlayStation Studios brand for its first-party PS5 titles. I can dig it!
Sony’s finally unifying all of its first-party games under one brand. That brand name? PlayStation Studios! It’s simple and to the point, and I can fuck with that.
