#Video Games
‘Cyberpunk 2077’ has been delayed two-months until November. Looks like gonna be played on my fucking PS5!
Cyberpunk 2077 has been delayed. Again. Until November. But truthfully, I don’t give a fuck. I want them to take as much time as needed. As well, it’ll let my ass play it on my PlayStation 5. Which, given the enormous demands of the game, makes me happy.
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‘Horizon: Forbidden West’ is dropping on PS5 in 2021. Fucking next year! Thank the Maker.
Holy shit, dudes. Horizon: Forbidden West is arriving in 2021! Next year. So soon! I mean, it’ll have been four years since the original. So it makes sense. And man, I’m fucking stoked.
‘Horizon II: Forbidden West’ Trailer: Aloy returns on PlayStation 5 and I am fucking torqued!
Horizon: Zero Dawn is one of my favorite games. Maybe ever! So, you bet I did karate kicks in the face of a horrified wife when they dropped the trailer for Horizon II: Forbidden West yesterday.
‘Spider-Man: Miles Morales’ is a ‘standalone game’ unless it isn’t. Handle your fucking messaging, Sony. Either way it rules.
When I saw Spider-Man: Miles Morales revealed, I thought it was a new standalone game. But, then some Sony ding-dong stated that it was an expansion. And THEN!, Insomniac said it was a standalone. Fucking hilarious confusion. Honestly? Sounds like a pseudo-standalone, ala Uncharted: The Lost Legacy. Which fucking owned, by the way.
So, I’m torqued either way.
EA officially announces ‘Star Wars: Squadrons’ after leak. Pray to the Maker this is an ‘X-Wing’ type game. Pray!
Man. Can you imagine if Star Wars: Squadrons is actually an X-Wing type game? Would be fucking incredible. And, I don’t think it’s too outlandish a thought. I mean, the community is so vocal about their love for that franchise.
Sony’s PlayStation 5 reveal now scheduled for June 11! Hell fucking yes.
Sony has officially rescheduled their delayed PlayStation 5 reveal, friends! It’s coming this Thursday, June 11. I’m absolutely fucking stoked.
Sega has revealed the Game Gear Micro, an insanely small-ass retro handheld!
Sega! The fuck you up to, dudes? The Game Gear Micro? A handheld that’s screen is only 1.15-inches? Uh, okay!
Lost, never-released ‘Days of Thunder’ NES game reconstructed from 40 different floppy discs. Oh fuck yeah!
How is this for rad-as-fuck nostalgia porn? Video game conservationists have reconstructed a never-released Days of Thunder NES game. From over 40 floppy discs. My word, this fucking rocks.
Sony announces PlayStation 5 event for June 4th. Hope they show actual decent amount of gameplay, unlike fucking Microsoft’s event
Sony’s finally giving us something fucking PlayStation 5 related, folks. It’s going to be an event next week, where they’ll showcase PS5 games. This is dope as hell in theory, if they actually show gameplay unlike Microsoft’s fucking Xbox Series X presser.
Xbox Series X gonna be able to improve older games with HDR and 120 fps. Excessive, but neat
Another week, another pretty cool nugget about the Xbox Series X. The motherfucker is gonna be able to enhance older games, adding support HDR and 120 fps. Is it necessary? Not really. Is it neat? You bet. Meanwhile, in Sony’s camp? Crickets.
