#Video Games
The Remarkable Success of the GTA V Casino Update Shows Rockstar Knows its Player Base
The opening trailer for the recent Playstation 5 reveal caused a brief flicker of excitement as the Rockstar logo appeared; finally, surely this is it, a new Grand Theft Auto game to welcome in the next-generation? Excitement quickly turned to apathy and disappointment amongst many expectant fans as it became apparent that Grand Theft Auto V, first released in 2013 on PS3, was receiving yet another remaster for a next-gen console. Grand Theft Auto Online continues to be a cash cow for Rockstar which they simply won’t stop milking, but how can its enduring popularity be explained?
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‘Metal Gear Solid V’ finally achieves nuclear disarmament after five-years. At least it’s happening fucking somewhere!
I say, goddamn. Talk about the long game. After five-years, Metal Gear Solid V has achieved nuclear disarmament which triggered a secret cutscene. Shit was done on the PS3, whose player base has dwindled to the point of making it possible. However, still fucking impressive.
Now you can play ‘Doom’ inside ‘Minecraft’ on a bootable Windows 95 computer. Jesus Fuck, you brilliant bastards
The quest to play Doom on everything continues, motherfuckers. As well, the quest to create everything in Minecraft also sallies forth. At the same time! You see, now you can play Doom on a Windows 95 computer in Minecraft. Like, what.
Massive Nintendo “gigaleak” reveals all sorts of dope shit from Luigi in ‘Super Mario 64’ to never-released titles
I know on some level that the Nintendo “gigaleak” is fucked up. But, on a filthy, greedy fan level? This sort of cache of unreleased titles and prototypes leaking into the world fucking rules, dudes.
Xbox Game Pass Ultimate will add xCloud Streaming in September for no extra fee. This is fucking colossal, dudes.
Man, Microsoft is not fucking around. They’re adding xCloud Streaming to Xbox Game Pass Ultimate in September for no extra fee. What does this mean? The company is essentially offering hundreds of Xbox titles to be played, like, anywhere. For fucking $15 a month.
LEGO Nintendo Entertainment System dropping this August. Oh lord, the nerd overlap here!
LEGO is dropping a “Nintendo Entertainment System” this August, friends. And my word, what an overlap on the Nerd Venn Diagram. LEGOs. Retro gaming. Nostalgia.
‘Far Cry 6’ has leaked, and Giancarlo Esposito is playing the villain. Full reveal on Sunday! Let’s fucking go!
Friends, Far Cry 6 has leaked. And? I say, fuck yeah! I’m a sucker for the Far Cry franchise, and I’m a sucker for Giancarlo Esposito. Let’s do it, bay-bay!
‘Diablo II’ celebrates 20th anniversary today. My word, where have the days gone?
No real need for a clever title, dudes. Diablo 2 celebrating its 20th anniversary today is fucking wild. Like, I distinctly remember that summer as though it was yesterday. Pouring a flat out insane amount of hours into that title with friends. Grinding for hours. Gambling like a motherfucker. Punctuating play sessions with Wendy’s fast good and heavy metal. Good, good fucking times.
‘Cyberpunk 2077’ anime coming from ‘Kill la Kill’ and ‘Gurren Lagann’ studio. This is so fucking choice!
Holy gloriously swollen-taint, friends! My favorite anime studio is bringing a Cyberpunk 2077 anime to Netflix. Like, I say goddamn!
Guinness World Records has reinstated notorious chode Billy Mitchell’s ‘Donkey Kong’ high scores
Mark one down for the fuckboi! Billy Mitchell’s Donkey Kong high scores have been reinstated by Guinness World Records. However, dude is still not recognized by Twin Galaxies. The King of Kong drama, man!
