#Video Games
‘Suicide Squad: Kill The Justice League’ Trailer: Rocksteady’s next game has you co-op killing Evil Superman
Rocksteady has finally dropped the trailer for their Suicide Squad game, and I’m pretty whatever. I just cannot get heavily horned-up for a co-op game. I know, I know. You’ll be able to play it solo. But let’s be fucking honest. That’s not how the studio is intending this to be played. You know, for the full experience and shit.
Sony says PS5 is definitely launching this year. So like, some fucking deets please?
A Sony Czar has confirmed, once again, that PS5 is launching this year. That’s all well and fucking good, but give us some fucking details. I beg you. This Microsoft and Sony stand-off is so fucking stale by now.
New PlayStation 5 patent suggests its using liquid metal cooling paste. Whatever the fuck it takes, dudes!
Apparently, according to a patent, the PlayStation 5 is using an “Eutectic Liquid Metal type paste, which should improve the heat transfer from the previously used thermal paste” (Fisher). Whatever the fuck that means! I genuinely don’t know. All I know? Is that when I’m playing Ghost of Tsushima, my PS5 sounds like an airplane and runs hotter than fucking balls. So, let’s hope this works!
Xbox Series X could be dropping this November 6. Finally some leakage, some details, ffs!
Finally, we may have a release date for a next-gen console. Yesterday, Microsoft announced the console would be arriving this November. Now according to a leaker, the Xbox Series X is dropping this November 6. Fucking A! I’ll take this information.
‘Halo Infinite’ delayed until 2021, which makes sense because it looks like ass porridge
Bad news for Xbox stans! Halo Infinite ain’t an XBOX Series X launch title anymore. In fact, the motherfucker has been delayed until 2021. Which honestly is probably a good thing in the long run. The title looked old, slow, and outdated in its gameplay reveal recently, and definitely could use more time.
‘Control’ AWE Expansion Trailer: Alan Wake is back. He’s really back. I could cry paranormal fucking tears!
Most of us Control stans thought that Remedy’s other star Alan Wake would be returning in the title’s second DLC. I mean, he’s referenced in Control. As well, the DLC’s title? AWE. Well folks, my boner is out! ‘Cause the trailer for AWE confirms it. I’m an absolute fucking honk for Alan Wake, and I’ve been yearning for a sequel for years. While this ain’t exactly that, it’s more than enough to fill my cup.
Official: Rocksteady is making a ‘Suicide Squad’ game where you hunt Superman, apparently. More details on August 22!
Rocksteady is going to let us hunt god! Or, at least hunt Superman and maybe the Justice League! The developer has officially revealed their Suicide Squad game and promised more details on August 22!
Holy Hell, Nintendo’s profits have increased over 400 percent. That COVID bump ain’t a fucking joke
Mamma-fucking-mia, dudes. Nintendo’s profits have increased over 400 percent the past three so or months. Absolutely everybody in the fucking world spending the pandemic in Animal Crossing or some shit.
Sony’s PlayStation 5 production is on track for holiday launch. So like, how about the launch date and price, fellas?
Apparently, Sony’s PlayStation 5 production is on track to launch this holiday! Which is dope and all, but can we have some fucking details? Please? A launch date? Month? A price? A rough guess?
‘Halo Infinite’ multiplayer gonna be free-to-play according to leak. Yeah, still not interested! But nice.
Interesting, motherfuckers! According to a leak, Halo Infinite going to sport a free-to-play multiplayer. Makes sense, though. Seems to be the trajectory of all multiplayer FPS titles these days.