#Video Games
Sony will optimize PS5 fan performance for individual games through software updates. Fucking bonkers!
It appears that Sony is ready to hear our prayers this generation. After years upon years of the PlayStation 4’s fan sounding like a jet engine, it seems the PlayStation 5 will be much, much quieter. It’ll be done through software updates, to optimize the fan’s performance for individual games.
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‘Mass Effect Legendary Edition’ has been rated in Korea. Holy shit, the remasters I’ve been begging for are real
More than any remasters, I’ve been wanting some fucking Mass Effect love for the longest time. And while the remastered trilogy has been more or less confirmed for a while, this is next level. The shit has been rated in Korea. Which you know, couldn’t happen if it weren’t real.
‘Cyberpunk 2077’ has gone gold and I need this game so fucking bad!
Hell fucking yes, my dudes. Cyberpunk 2077 has officially gone gold. Tremendous news for this guy. As the days grow shorter and colder, and with COVID still absolutely butt-blasting us, I’ve turned to Cyberpunk and my PS5 to get me through the Winter. Now, I just need my launch PS5 to come through, and all will seem (somewhat) endurable.
Microsoft is buying Bethesda and now owns ‘Doom’, ‘Fallout’, ‘Elder Scrolls’, ‘Wolfenstein’ and a shitload of other titles.
Mamma mia! Microsoft is buying Bethesda, motherfuckers. And now the company owns, like, an insane amount of renowned franchises. I’d say shots fired in the fucking console wars, but it seems clear Microsoft is more interested in their GamePass subscription service.
‘Final Fantasy XVI’ Trailer: Goddamn they’re going back to fantasy, and taking the crystals with them! Sign me the fuck up!
Out of all the shit they showed at the PS5 showcase yesterday, the Final Fantasy XVI trailer made my scrotum the tightest. Like, it looks so goddamn good! Dark, punishing fantasy. On an epic, epic scale.
Microsoft’s cheaper Next-Gen Xbox Series X is only $300. Begun, the pricing wars have!
After a fucking deluge of leaks, Microsoft has revealed the price of its cheaper Next-Gen Xbox, the Xbox Series X. The motherfucker is a mere $300! However, man, I ain’t interested. I want my next-gen to be thick. Beefy. Hearty. Tell me the fucking price of the Xbox Series X and PS5, please.
Nintendo remastering ‘Super Mario 64’, ‘Sunshine’ and ‘Galaxy’ for Switch for ‘Super Mario 3D All-Stars’ to celebrate plumber’s 35th anniversary
Man, this is a fucking bundle of wonderfulness, no? Nintendo dropping Super Mario 64, Sunshine, and Galaxy in one meaty bundle. It’s called Super Mario 3D All-Stars, and it’s to celebrate the motherfucker turning 35.
Oleksandr Kostyliev, Natus Vincere, and Counter-Strike: Global Offensive
Over the last few years, Oleksandr Kostyliev has established himself as one of the world’s best Counter-Strike: Global Offensive players. Having played the Valve development since 2012, the Ukrainian has claimed a whole host of accolades during his competitive gaming career, including being named as the MVP (most valuable player) in the 2018 ESL One Cologne.
With success now engrained in Kostyliev’s style of play, the 22-year-old will undoubtedly have his eyes set on future events in his efforts to solidify himself as the game’s best-ever player. So, let’s take a look at s1mple, as he is more frequently known, and consider his chances at a host of upcoming CS:GO events.
Report: New Nintendo Switch with 4K graphics dropping in 2021. Sign me the fuck up!
I fucking regret selling my Nintendo Switch. Okay? I’ll admit it! It appears I’ll get my best shot at acquiring one in 2021, when the company is dropping a new one. Sporting 4K graphics and shit. Seriously. So, for now? I wait. ‘Cause presently? COVID got them motherfuckers scarce!
This dude turned a watermelon into a working Game Boy. We are all so bored, but respect!
One particular dude is spending his time way more creatively than me during this pandemic. Motherfucker has turned a watermelon into a working Game Boy. Yup! Yup. Behold this wonder of science and nature! Functionally, the son of a bitch “is a Raspberry Pi connected to buttons, a small LCD screen, and an external battery pack, all jammed into a hollowed-out grocery store watermelon” (Cole). Pretty fucking impressive, my dude.
