#Miscellaneous
‘Horizon: Zero Dawn’ Gameplay Trailer: Hunt the RoboDinos For Loot and Glory
I futz with this game. I futz with this game, hard.
Matthew McConaughey turned down ‘Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2’ villain role
Well, shit. Matthew McConaughey turned down the “villain” role for Guardians for the Galaxy 2. Which, whatever that means, has me thinking he turned down the role of Star-Lord’s dad. I get it. He’s got shitty Lincoln car commercials to star in while “maintaining” his “integrity” or whatever #baselessbitterness.
‘Mass Effect’ getting “4D” theme park ride in California
Mass Effect! Motherfutzer returns next year, and god dammit I cannot wait. Also arriving next year? A friggin’ Mass Effect theme park ride.
‘Metal Gear Cafe’ is a real place in Paris. Le Big Boss Burger, frreal.
Metal Gear Solid 5 drops on Tuesday, and we’re all celebrating it in different ways. But of all the ways one may do it, I don’t think any of us shall top opening up a fucking Metal Gear-themed cafe. We all lose this one, folks.
Infographic: The New ‘Star Wars’ Canon Timeline
Confused about what Star Wars canon looks like? Well, if you can keep from gnashing your teeth, pounding your chest, and pulling at your hair at your beloved EU being “reduced” (I’m looking at you, Neo), this infographic will get you caught up.
‘Diablo 3’ has sold more than 30 million units. The Dark Master is omnipresent
I really need to play Diablo 3‘s expansion pack. Namely because I bought it, and never played it. Though also because I’ve heard that the third installment in the Diablo 3 franchise has actually become quite solid through expansion and patching. Can anyone around speak to that? Can anyone around here play it with me?