#Miscellaneous
‘Mass Effect: Andromeda’ lead writer leaving BioWare to return to Bungie
What the fuck? Man. I want ME4 to be good so hard. So hard! So hard, that this news really concerns me. The optimist within this meat-shell hopes this is just a case of Chris Schlerf returning to Bungie because he missed the joint and they made him a sizable offer to save Destiny. Not, you know, him abandoning a ship of dumpster-fire ruin.
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‘Preacher’ TV adaptation casts Jackie Earle Haley as Odin Quincannon
I haven’t read Preacher in like, seventeen years. Seriously. But I’m pretty sure Jackie Earle Haley has been cast as a dude who fucks cow-corpses that have been made into a “woman’s body” in a slaughterhouse. I think?
Bryan Fuller (‘DS9’, ‘Hannibal’) is producing new ‘Star Trek’ TV show
People love Bryan Fuller. I don’t really know him well, but I trust people. So I guess it’s excellent news that he is producing the new Star Trek TV series.
Dan Stevens to lead Noah Hawley’s X-Men TV spin-off, “Legion’
Apparently Dan Stevens was in Downtown Abigail or something. Who gives a shit! Dude was awesome in The Guest, and now he is bringing his talents to Noah Hawley’s Legion.
Chris Pratt pushes play on “Awesome Mix Vol. 2” as ‘Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2’ rehearsals begin
Listen, I know this really isn’t reporting much. But I’m pumped, nay!, jacked, nay!, jacked+pumped for the sequel to my favorite film in the Marvel Cinematic Universe. So I’m going to happily consume any flimsy pseudo-news wrapped in the franchise’s spectral form that comes my way.
‘Warcraft’ TV Spot: War(craft) is coming, duh
I feel obligated to see this movie, given how much of my life Warcraft sucked up and spit out back in the day. How about you?
