#Miscellaneous
Marvel is developing a ‘New Warriors’ TV series featuring Squirrel Girl
I don’t really know Squirrel Girl. Or New Warriors. But I hope this news makes some people really happy.
Craig Robinson and Adam Scott starring in comedic X-Files-esque TV series for Fox
Craig Robinson and Adam Scott and paranormal investigations and comedy and Fox. Together. United. Okay. I’m skeptical, but hopeful.
Weekend Open Bar: Transcend Meat-Space
I’m tired, man. Straight fatigued. The sort of stretched-out, mentally wiped LackOf that hits on occasion. My wife has been away, the dog has been barking incessantly every morning, the glory of InfiniteMasturbation and PizzaTime that shepherded me through the early week has lost its sheen. My work has been unrelenting, and it doesn’t appear there’s a vacation on the horizon until December. Eh, fuck it. Eh, fuck it!
This is Weekend Open Bar. The yaddaYaddayadda where we YapYapYap. Please, come YapYapYap with me. Tell me what you’re EatingDrinkingWatchingReadingMashingittoo this weekend.
‘Black Mirror’ Season 3 Images: The Dystopia Now goes Retro
Fuck, I keep forgetting we’re getting more Black Mirror. What a time to be alive (and incredibly depressed by an incisive, gorgeously produced television that serves as a scathing insight into our modern technological nightmare-dream).
First Look: John Turturro as The Jesus In ‘The Big Lebowski’ Spin-Off
Yeah, I’m not really sure if this movie qualifies as a Big Lebowski spin-off? I can see pedants on both sides of the debate. It’s got The Jesus. But it isn’t a Coen Brothers movie. It’s, uh, got The Jesus. But it’s actually the remake of some French flick. So…am I excited? I’m not sure.
‘Dishonored 2’ Trailer: Emily Kaldwin has no time for Robots or Goons
I cannot wait to whup ass in Dishonored 2 as Emily Kaldwin.
Xbox One was top-selling console in July; outsold PS4 first time since 2015
The Console War is heating up! Maybe. Maybe not. Probably not. But for the first time in a good goddamn while, the XB1 outsold the PS4.
‘Sonic Mania’ and ‘Project Sonic 2017’ Trailers: Sega’s Two Latest Attempts at Hedgehog Resurrection
Sega has announced two new Sonic games in celebration of the Hedgehog’s 25th anniversary. To say I am skeptical at best is an understatement. To say I have perhaps unfairly written off these two projects already is more accurate.
