#Miscellaneous
Square Enix, Crystal Dynamics, and Eidos Announce ‘The Avengers Project’ With Marvel. Teaser Here!
Folks! Folks. Marvel is getting fucking deep into the video game business. Today, the company announced a joint venture with Square Enix, Crystal Dynamics, and Eidos called The Avengers Project.
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Microsoft Rebuilding Xbox One Dashboard With Emphasis On Speed
Microsoft is finally rebuilding their XB1 dashboard. Previously, it was built around Kinect usage. Which currently probably pleases the two people who use Kinects. However, the next iteration is going to be fast and furious. Fast! And fucking furious!
Hugh Jackman Tweets ‘Logan’ Synopsis. Confirms The Sads, Man.
Logan ain’t going to be a feel good flick, huh? But, hey. I like my Wolverine thrice-fried in misery and triple-baked in torture. So this, this shit is working for me.
Marvel Is Teasing Its Next Event, ‘Secret Empire’
Man, I don’t really fuck with events anymore. DC, or even Marvel, and I’m a Marvel fanboy. But hey! That doesn’t stop them from sliding out the maw. The next one? Secret Empire.
‘Star Wars’ Braintrust Meeting Next Week To Address Leia And ‘Episode IX’
Man. Thankless task amid genuine sorrow for the braintrust behind Star Wars. The collaborative is meeting next week to discuss the future of Leia, after the tragic passing of Carrie Fisher. Leia, a character who was going to have a large role in Episode IX.
‘Mass Effect: Andromeda’ Is Officially Dropping This March
Holy shit. Holy shit. Mass Effect: Andromeda has an actual release date. March 21, 2017. Oh, and March 23rd in Europe. Holy shit. Holy shit.
‘Star Wars Rebels’ Midseason 3 Trailer: Darth Maul Gets Rematch Against Obi-Wan
Yeah, I often forget that somehow Darth Maul survived his slashing at the hands of Obi-Wan! But bro still alive! Bro getting a rematch against Obi-Wan in Star Wars Rebels‘ third season.
Super Nintendo Sneakers Got Themselves Actual Buttons
Super Nintendo shoes! Man, dope shoes. Dope shoes that never fit my bigfoot feet. Bigfoot feet! But that doesn’t stop my appreciation of them. And their actual buttons.
Ryan Gosling Starring In Neil Armstrong Biopic By ‘La La Land’ Director
Ryan Gosling and the La La Land dude are going to team-up once more! Their next effort? A Neil Armstrong biopic! Which makes sense, since Gosling always makes me launch! Uh, I want to engage his thrusters? Are these working? Fuck.
New ‘Wonder Woman’ Photo Shows The Squad Rolling On Horseback
Here’s a new photo from the Wonder Woman movie. This one features the squad rolling on horseback. Doing uh, horseback shit. I don’t know.
