#Miscellaneous
‘The Man From U.N.C.L.E.’ sequel is in the works
We don’t deserve a sequel to The Man From UNCLE. It was woefully under appreciated, despite featuring a staggering amount of gorgeous people, whimsy, and enjoyable action. But, fuck it, for once maybe the pop culture universe is going to pay it forward.
‘Minecraft’ dropping on the Nintendo Switch on May 11
Nintendo’s ZeldaTablet is going to be getting Minecraft this May. Mercifully, this arrival will make it impossible to ask the question, “If a console drops, and it doesn’t have Minecraft, is it really real?” or some shit whatever fuck.
‘Uncharted: The Lost Legacy’ dropping on August 22
More Uncharted, this August? Sign me the fuck up. I know it’s only a standalone expansion, but I’m goddamn ready for it.
Darren Aronofsky’s next movie ‘Mother!’ is a “Horror Thriller”
Oh shit, remember Darren Aronofsky? Yeah, yeah! The guy who did Noah and almost did The Wolverine! I remember him! (Seriously, please tell me you sense the #troll here). Well, TheWolverinoah guy has a new movie in the works! And it’s a fucking “horror thriller”, apparently.
Seth Rogen adapting comic ‘Invincible’ from ‘Walking Dead’ creator into movie
At least according to its first season, stoner meat head lazy comedian Seth Rogen did a great job at not doing a great job of adapting the comic Preacher for TV. Not content ruining just one comic property (I’m doubling down here folks, I actually don’t really care this much), Rogen has turned his sights on another. Robert Kirkman’s Invincible.
‘The Dark Tower’ has been delayed again until August 4, 2017
The Dark Tower has been delayed again. And, apparently, it’s a shit show, with the footage recently screened at CinemaCon looking quite rough.
Joss Whedon directing ‘Batgirl’ standalone movie
Woah. Eons ago, Joss Whedon tried to direct a female-led DC movie, in the form of Wonder Woman. He didn’t ever get it made. But now he’s getting a shot at another popular DC female character. Batgirl!
‘Star Wars Battlefront 2’ officially announced
In the “no shit” department, Star Wars Battlefront 2 has been revealed to exist. More details at next month’s Star Wars Celebration.
Report: Next ‘Call of Duty’ Is Will Be ‘Call Of Duty: WWII’
What is old is new again, with this year’s Call of Duty. After pushing the games to the boundaries of science-fiction, the series will be returning to its roots.