#Television
‘The Witcher’ Season 2 Teaser Footage: Meet the monsters Geralt’s gonna fuck up!
Here’s some teaser footage from The Witcher Season 2, and it looks fun as hell. You know, I really need to watch The Witcher. I got time until it drops, but fuck am I wasting it.
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Clive Barker has joined on as executive producer of that ‘Hellraiser’ series on HBO and now I’m fucking excited
I was skeptical as fuck about the upcoming Hellraiser series on HBO. However, now I’m a little more optimistic. The series has gained Clive Barker himself as executive producer. Like, I don’t know if that dude has his fastball anymore. Look at the Greatest American Director of All Time John Carpenter signing off on 2019’s mediocre-as-fuck Halloween movie. But, it’s a start. You know?
David Fincher says ‘Mindhunter’ is probably dead and I fucking hate this development
Citing a big budget, and low viewership, David Fincher has announced that Mindhunter is probably dead. Man, fuck this noise. The show is fantastic, and I curse every single slob who passed on it to watch, like, You or something.
‘Dexter’ is coming back for a limited series and it can’t go any worse than the original finale
Dexter is coming back! ‘Cause, I don’t know, why not? It’s building off the original finale, which pretty much everyone fucking hated. I mean, a lumberjack? So, no matter what, it can’t really be any worse.
‘Splinter Cell’ animated series coming to Netflix courtesy of the ‘John Wick’ writer. Oh, okay? Um, word.
There’s a Splinter Cell animated series coming to Netflix, folks! Interesting. As well, the fucker is coming courtesy of John Wick writer Derek Kolstad. Um, sure! Not the sort of news I was expecting, but what the fuck can we really expect anymore?
‘The Witcher’ is getting a live-action prequel series and maybe I should just watch the original already
The Witcher is a bona fide fucking hit, friends. And what do corporations do with hits? Milk them tits! To death! Netflix knows the deal, and they’ve announced a prequel series based on The Witcher. The son of a bitch is called The Witcher: Blood Origin, and it’ll crack open the origins of the first Witcher. You know, I’ve been hankering for a TV show to watch, and maybe this news has made it clear. Should I watch The fucking Witcher? Perhaps!
‘Atlanta’ director and all-around rad ass dude Hiro Murai signs first-look deal with FX. Oh fuck yeah!
Friends, Hiro Murai has signed a motherfucking first-look deal with FX! If you don’t know who dude is, that means you’re not watching Atlanta or Barry. So son, you’re fucking up. That said if you are in-fact not uncultured swine, you’ll realize this news rules.
Amazon is making a ‘Fallout’ TV series. Sick! It’s by the ‘Westworld’ creators. Fuck!
Mixed bag of news here, friends. We’re getting a Fallout TV series on Amazon. Which is rad. But, it’s by the creators of Westworld. Which sucks.
Karate Kid sequel series ‘Cobra Kai’ is moving to Netflix with Season 3. Fuck, I gotta watch this shit
Everyone! Everyone I’ve fucking spoken to has said Cobra Kai is awesome. So man, I need to stop fucking around and start watching it. Especially now that it’s heading to Netflix.
The Safdie Brothers sign first-look deal with HBO. Uncut awesomeness, amirite?
The Safdie Brothers fucking rock. So, I’m jazzed and jizzing over their first-look deal with HBO.
