#Television
‘Ted Lasso’ Season 2 is going to have two more episodes than the first. This feels very, very good.
Ted Lasso is a fucking gem, and if I haven’t convinced you to watch it yet…kiss my ass! Nah, I love you all the same. But this is great news for stans of the series like me. The second season is gonna have two more episodes than its first. Good, good! Give me all the feel good! Good, good, give me all the Lasso!
‘John Wick’ Creator is turning ‘Dungeons & Dragons’ into Live-Action TV series. Aiight, okay!
I love me some John Wick, and I have an appreciation and interest in Dungeons & Dragons. Which means the idea of the Wick creator bringing D&D to TV is, at the least, very intriguing to me.
FX’s got a new sci-fi series from ‘The Queen’s Gambit’ writer and ‘Chernobyl’ director. I say, goddamn!
Things I absolutely fuck with and would be happy to mash together: Pop-Tarts and sex. Popcorn and the movies. Caffeine addictions and workout supplements. Oh, and also The Queen’s Gambit writer and Chernobyl director. Especially for a fucking sci-fi series! Let’s go.
‘Cobra Kai’ Season 3 dropping one week early. The dojo opens January 1st, 2021!
Man, I fucking called this shit on stream last night! Netflix has moved up the date of Cobra Kai Season 3 to January 1st! A good goddamn way to kick off 2021, if you ask my ass.
‘A.P. Bio’ has been renewed for Season 4! Everyone shut up, shut up, and celebrate!
A.P. Bio is a fucking hidden gem, man. Not only that, but it only got fucking odder and funnier once it moved to Peacock. That said, I sort of assumed it’d drop Season 3 there, and then disappear. Not so! Not fucking so. It’s been renewed for Season 4.
‘Cobra Kai’ Season 3 Trailer: They’re like Tango and Cash, baby!
Jesus fucking Christ, am I ever torqued for Cobra Kai Season 3! I mean, I had a hunch the team-up was coming. But this motherfucker confirms it!
‘The Expanse’ has been renewed for a sixth and final season. Here’s hoping they close it out well!
Well, I wasn’t expecting this. The Expanse has been renewed for a sixth and final season. Given that there’s like, nine books, I’m wondering how they’re going to compact it. That said, the creators are heavily involved, and thus I’m gonna have faith! Why the fuck not? 2020 fucking sucks, let’s spit in the face of cynicism.
Ava DuVernay’s ‘DMZ’ Limited Series officially ordered by HBO Max, baby!
Fuck yes! We knew that Ava DuVernay was developing an adaption of DMZ for HBO Max. But, you know, Shit stands in development hell. Forever! Fucking forever! However, good news. This shit has officially been ordered to series.
David Fincher said he would “love to revisit” fucking ‘Mindhunter’ at some point. Bro, don’t tease us!
Mindhunter is dead. Unless it isn’t. You see, it’s dead now, but it may not be dead later. This is according to David Fincher, who said he’d love to revisit the series. Dude also said he envisioned the series taking place up until the 2000s, and ending with the BTK Killer. Fuck me, I need this.
HBO cancels ‘The Outsider’ but it’s shopping for a new home. The fuck, HBO?! The fuck, you people?!
Man, what the fuck? HBO has canceled The Outsider, which was deeply my jam. However, its production company is shopping for a new home. Motherfuckers, it better get revived. Goddamn HBO, thirty-five seasons of fucking Entourage but this shit gets canned.